Kmart Zimbabwe

07/01/2025

practicing for billiard night

big winnings predicted by shaman

03/01/2025

please do not feed the homless in the carpark

they come in store and ask for free beef jerky

05/09/2024

Stop come in we no have water

07/05/2024

Send Adam Sandler my regards.

15/01/2024

tokoloshe take babby

04/04/2023

Friends please make watchings out for this FRAUD version of Adam Sandles Click!

29/12/2022

After some time and many hardship, I have found new wife. - Jufuku Zahari

08/01/2022

I'm back and striving.

-Jufuku Zahari

04/01/2021

Jufuku Zahari here.

Every single store employee died of the China-AIDS 19 virus.

I am alone. I have no money and very little food. I live in the store. Every day I fight off bandits. Yesterday they stole my turtle, Jackson Potlick as well as my prized copy of Adam Sandler's Click on DVD. I do not know how much longer I have left. Please remember me as I was.

This is why we do not post anymore. Thought you should know.

29/08/2020

nice

14/09/2019

It is official. Big boss man Jufuku Zahari is looking for a new wife!!

Would you like to date this dashing fellow? Do you know someone who would? Post your candidates in the comments below!

12/09/2019

It has been 2 year since my wife has passed away. I am now dating. Post your applications in the comments. Thank you.
- Jufuku Zahari

It is with great sadness that we report that our matron Muhinda Salib-Zahari has passed away in what only can be described as an unfortunate farming accident. She was found this morning drowned in a vat of cow semen. Mugabe bless her soul.