Lingo Coffee

Name: Lingo Coffee
Address: West Beach, West Beach, ZA
Telephone: +27795604725
Price range: ££

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LINGO Coffee came about ‘cos our South African culture is hundreds... and we crave real quality, b Eish! Looking for a cuppa that klaps … but it’s an aikona! Kak.

Because in your cupboard is the crap that your du***ss bought from the shops… and it’s super kak. You can’t even make a decent moerkoffie from this! A brown wax crayon in hot water would taste better. You look in the mirror, “Eina! looking flou, bro, not sure what’s worse, the lacklustre coffee or me?”
Time to get the real s**t! Something quality, Something ARABICA-beans-y, Something that understa

nds! You’ve found the answer, you’ve found LINGO. LINGO COFFEE
100% ARABICA

Fully from Cape Town
(No panic - available nationwide)

Where has it bean all your life? Ja, nee, kyk LINGO chucks the s**t. For you it’s the only kiff oomph, so gourmet coffee from here on in. You dig? We talking your lingo? You like it a latte? Then support the cause. Give us a holla so we can kit you out:
Jou Ma Se - 5/10 klaps (strength)
Babelaas - 6/10 klaps (strength)
Chommie - 6/10 klaps (strength)
Befok - 7/10 klaps (strength)
Snot Klap - 8/10 klaps (strength)
Mamparra - 9/10 klaps (strength)
PK - 10/10 klaps (strength)

Life is just about to get seriously lit. What LINGO is:
LINGO Coffee came about ‘cos our South African culture is hundreds... and we crave real quality, befokte coffee. LINGO coffee only uses a sharp-sharp selection of pure Arabica coffee beans. . LINGO coffee is hand-roasted in South Africa (not for sissies, bru, this takes higher-grade technique). We don’t use any artificial nonsense… and we don’t use any of the cr@p beans in our coffee to make extra profit. What LINGO is not:
Pretentious.

10/10/2022

Local tourists grabbing their favourite coffee on their visit to Table Mountain today! Life is lekkerrrrrrr!
Thank you for your photo submission!
We are so chuffed! 😎❤️👌
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10/03/2022

Ja man...we get you! 💡😱
Who do you want to give a Snot Klap to? 👋☕
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21/02/2022

Befok(te) coffee is ALWAYS a good idea ☕ 🤩 ...we've got you!
Order online 👉 www.lingocoffee.com
or contact 📲 079 560 4725

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13/12/2021

🌲 Feliz Yummy Stuff 🌲
Want to wish someone a MERRY CHRISTMAS or just want to treat yourself? We bring you the ultimate collab from and ... delisheesh yummies and proper befokte coffee... all beautifully packaged as a Festive Gift Box. ☕🍪
PS pick any coffee variant
👉 ORDER NOW 079 560 4725 or on www.lingocoffee.com.
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01/11/2021

Nou kyk nou... you can't get Befok if you don't vote! Make it count! Happy VOTE day ❌😎

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20/10/2021

Ja...nee...why suffer??? A yawn is a silent screeeeeeaaaaammm for Jou Ma Se coffee ☕ 🤩 ...we've got you!

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24/09/2021

At LINGO, we know that South African people are hundreds. 💯

It’s true! Doesn’t matter if you are a larney or a mamparra, or anybody in between; you are lekker. 🤙 You inspire us and we are here to celebrate what makes you (and us) uniquely South African.😎

Of course, we will be gathering with fellow South Africans this Heritage Day -which is happening now, now.
So while you pop out to the shops to stock up on wors for Braai Day or get the loaves for a lekker bunny, salad for your 7 colours or need the black cumin for your Auntie’s secret Biryani recipe, or however you do want to gooi things this year, don’t forget some good Cape-roasted coffee when you get your plonk and dop. ☕
‘Cos whatever you having for lunch, bru, us South Africans like to start our day with a rusk dipped in a coffee that klaps!

It’s probably why us South Africans have such big hearts!❤
We start our day out, right.
And we spend it in the most beautiful country, with the most diverse and wonderful people in the world.
Of course, nothing ends a day quite like a LINGO coffee with a melktert and koeksisters shared between chommies, either.

So maybe we are also awesome ‘cos we end the day right, too? Net so!🤪

LINGO Coffee, our coffee is rich, strong and lekker, just like our Heritage. 🇿🇦
Except that we celebrate it every day!

Happy Heritage Day!

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www.lingocoffee.com
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02/09/2021

Mamparra isn't scared of heights...
So why should you be? 🤭
We are excited to share that your favourite Lingo Coffee is now available at Table Mountain Aerial Cableway.
Be sure to visit Table Mountain super soon... your fix awaits you! ☕
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27/07/2021

Exciting News:
Your fix is now available at William Roberts Hair Studio and Juice Bar at Blaauwberg Beach Hotel... while you are at it, get your hair done mooi-mooi with a view to die for.
Hurrrrrryyyy....
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Address

West Beach
West Beach

Telephone

+27795604725

Website

http://www.lingocoffee.com/

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