Witty Things

09/26/2022

GOT YOUNG MAGICIAN? Kids ages 7-17 can learn the secrets of magic by joining the Society of Young Magicians! Waterbury's chapter of the SYM meets on the second Monday of each month at 6 pm in the old fire station at 1551 Thomaston Avenue. More information at www.magicsam.com/page/SYMYouthProgram and by contacting local magicians:
[email protected], [email protected], [email protected]

11/17/2020

Elf is a modern classic. Definitely one of our all time favorite Christmas Movies. We find ourselves quoting it all year round.

Do you know a fellow fan? These shatter proof ornaments might be the perfect gift ;)

https://etsy.me/3kBnGrX

08/15/2020

Tired of that bulky wallet? Check out our personalized, slim, faux leather wallet. Perfect for training down your everyday cart

The WittyThings Slim Wallet is double sided so you can keep your bills on one side and a card on the other side. Or, if you’re like me, identification cards on one side and the credit cards in the other.

You can your wallet plain OR personalized with up to 3 letters that will be heat transferred onto one side of the wallet.

Makes a great gift card holder too!

Measures:
4” x 2” 1/2

This faux leather wallet is double sided so you can keep your bills on one side and a card on the other side. order your wallet plain OR personalized with up to 3 letters that will be heat transferred onto one side of the wallet. Makes a great gift card holder too! Measures: 4” x 2” 1/2

05/25/2020

Memorial Day, as Decoration Day gradually came to be known, originally honored only those lost while fighting in the Civil War. But during World War I the United States found itself embroiled in another major conflict, and the holiday evolved to commemorate American military personnel who died in all wars, including World War II, The Vietnam War, The Korean War and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
- History.com

Although many of us also mark today the unofficial start to summer, please remember to take a moment and honor the brave men and women we’ve lost in war.

(Pictured above) Union General George McClellan visited Antietam National Cemetery following the dedication in 1897.
- NPS Photo

https://www.nps.gov/anti/planyourvisit/memorial-day.htm

04/24/2020

You don't have to wait for Mother's Day to let mom know you love her. Whether you're dropping it off in person, or sending it through the post office, let mom know you love her with a simple, beautiful greeting card.

We've made a card with the words I LOVE YOU M❤️M, with a heart in the middle of "MOM"

We are happy to offer 5 different card colors to choose from, each with soft, pastel colors and insert. You can gift the card with or without the included insert. The choice is yours 💕💌

Which color do you think mom would like best?

https://etsy.me/2zuUW2b

04/20/2020

Where are all my Seinfeld fans at? Texting and video chatting is great but still, there’s just something extra special about receiving a letter or card.

To that friend that you’d gladly spare a square for, this ones for you.

Yes - each card comes with an actual toilette paper square 🧻

No - it doesn’t come from our bathroom 😆

01/05/2020

George Constanza hairline coffee mug. Whether you’re midway through cuffin season, or independent George, or relationship George... this mug is made to withstand the season along with a good cup of joe.

@ Waterbury, Connecticut

12/25/2019

Be mindful when airing your grievances tonight. Happy Fesitivus for the Rest of Us! Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays to you and yours.

@ Bronx, New York

12/15/2019

You know what it's like; we have our own personalities which may vary depending on who we're with. We have our single selves, and then when we're in a relationship, we become the relationship version of ourselves. Sure, we're the same, but sometimes we have to behave a little more appropriate as to not embarrass our significant others. At least that's what I'm told lol

Well, this mug is inspired by a certain pop-icon reference that calls himself Independent George, as he struggled to keep his personal love life separate from his independent life, where he hangs with his friends in an independent manner.

Welcome to Independent George.
"If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, *cannot* stand!"

Don't drink coffee? Not a problem. This you can repurpose this awesome mug in any of the following ways;
✏️ pen, pencil, marker holder 🖊
🌸 add fresh cut flowers or succulents 🌵
🧵 pin cushion mug
🍬 keep candy in it 🍭

@ Waterbury, Connecticut

12/13/2019

Have you donated to the Human Fund? If so, display your coffee mug proudly..
The Human Fund is primarily geared to provide money. For people.

If a donation has ever been made on your behalf to the Human Fund, pick up one of these mugs to commemorate the occasion.

Dont drink coffee? Not a problem. This you can repurpose this awesome mug in any of the following ways;
✏️ pen, pencil, marker holder 🖊
🌸 add fresh cut flowers or succulents 🌵
🧵 pin cushion mug
🍬 keep candy in it 🍭

@ Waterbury, Connecticut

12/11/2019

Take it from me, nothing Trumps a good cup of coffee. And if you're like me, you need a good cup of coffee before you can get anything done for the day. And that's where the name of this mug comes in.

Quid Pro Quo is latin for "A favor or advantage granted in return for something." A cup of coffee (or two) gives me the fuel needed to start my day and be productive.

Quoffee is not just the way Boston folks say coffee; it is the combination of quo and coffee, Quoffee! Quid Pro Quoffee!

Dont drink coffee? Not a problem. This you can repurpose this awesome mug in any of the following ways;
✏️ pen, pencil, marker holder 🖊
🌸 add fresh cut flowers or succulents 🌵
🧵 pin cushion mug
🍬 keep candy in it 🍭

Link at Bio. Boo yah!