Face and Junk

03/10/2026

Beards deserve better than “eh, good enough.”

Our Beard & ’Stache line is built for men who don’t half‑ass their face — and yeah, we’re still in the Face and Junk lab cooking up even more greatness.

Stay sharp.
Stay rugged.
New drops coming soon....

02/19/2026

We are calling on you, St. Louis, to help our Face and Junk Men's grooming line, which we have been developing for years, secure a win this year. As there is no specific category for Men's products, kindly nominate Face and Junk under beauty products.

You can vote once a day!

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02/19/2026

🔥 FACE & JUNK MEN — WE’VE BEEN BUSY IN THE LAB 🔥

If you’ve been wondering why we’ve been quiet, it’s because we’ve been elbow‑deep in oils, butters, waxes, and pure masculine chaos… crafting the ultimate Beard & ’Stache Care Line for our bearded and moustached brothers.

While the world was out there using 3‑in‑1 mystery goo, we were in the lab like mad scientists with better facial hair, cooking up products that actually respect your face.

💥 COMING SOON:
Beard Wash & Conditioner
Beard Balm
Beard Cream
Beard & Moustache Wax

All built for men whose facial hair deserves more than “eh, good enough.”

We’ve been busy making awesome beard and ’stache products so you can stop fighting your face and start commanding it.

Stay tuned. Your beard’s next upgrade is almost here.

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Face and Junk

02/17/2026

Big news, again.

Face and Junk is back in the spotlight — featured in Canvas Rebel for our unapologetically masculine Men’s Grooming Line.

Real ingredients. Real confidence. Real talk.

Check out the article and see why we don’t do generic. We do bold.

We're excited to introduce you to the always interesting and insightful Thomas Fortenberry. We hope you'll enjoy our conversation with Thomas below. Thomas, thanks

02/11/2026

VALENTINE’S DAY PANIC MODE?

Relax. Face and Junk has you.

If your gift plan currently consists of “uh… I’ll figure it out,” congratulations — you’re exactly who this is for.

Face and Junk is the upgrade you want: cleaner skin, better scent, smoother everything, and zero “did you even try?” energy.

Because nothing says “I care about you” like giving someone products that make their face, body, and overall vibe significantly less chaotic.

Why Face & Junk?
- High‑quality grooming that doesn’t smell like a teenage locker room
- Products that work without a 12‑step ritual
- Packaging that doesn’t scream “I panicked."

Whether you’re shopping for someone else or treating yourself (we see you), this is the kind of gift that earns you points — the good kind.

Stop doom‑scrolling. Start gift‑winning.

Grab Face and Junk now and pretend you planned this all along.

https://faceandjunk.com/

02/09/2026

Tired of kissing a face that feels like drywall?”

Yeah… nobody wants their lips exfoliated against their will.

This Valentine’s season, upgrade that rough, sandpaper situation with Face & Junk Energize Power Scrub and Revitalize Daily Face Cleanser — the duo built to turn “construction‑grade” into kiss‑worthy.

Smooth. Clean. Actually pleasant to touch.

Wild concept, we know.

👇 Grab the goods and stop assaulting someone’s face with your face.
https://faceandjunk.com/

02/04/2026

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

If your balls smell funky… that date’s leaving too.

Guys like Valentine’s Day gifts as well, ladies!

This Valentine’s Day, skip the teddy bears and heart‑shaped nonsense.

Give the man in your life something he’ll actually use…
and something you will definitely appreciate later.

💥 Face & Junk Ball Wash
For men who understand that romance starts with being fresh, clean, and not smelling like a locker room tragedy.

Because nothing says “I love you” like not gagging during intimacy.

👇 Grab a bottle now and upgrade your Valentine’s Day… from the bottom up.

https://faceandjunk.com/shop/ols/products/ball-wash

02/01/2026

Discover the grooming essentials that stop smelling like “routine” and start feeling like dominance.

Hit up faceandjunk.com and upgrade from ‘daily hygiene’ to ‘daily flex.’

01/31/2026

01/29/2026

We're currently developing a new line of Beard and 'Stache care products in the Face and Junk lab, with our new Combat Beard Wash & Conditioner being the first to launch. Available for purchase soon. Face and Junk

01/27/2026

🔥 FACE AND JUNK - BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TIME 🔥

Your beard has been out here raw‑dogging life with drugstore shampoo and hope.

Your moustache has been hanging on like a hero with no backup.

That era ends now.

🧼 Beard Wash & Conditioner
Because your face fur deserves better than “whatever was in the shower.”

💪 Beard Balm
Tames the chaos. Keeps the swagger.

🔥 Beard Cream
For the man whose beard says, “I run things.”

🦾 Beard & Moustache Wax
Shape it. Command it. Make your ’stache the main character.

Get ready to upgrade from “guy with facial hair” to “bearded menace with legendary energy.”

Stay tuned, gentlemen. The grooming revolution is about to hit your face.

https://faceandjunk.com/

01/15/2026

Love our Face and Junk shout out from Men's Modern General Store and Davin!