FATSO

Fatso. More Matters.

02/27/2025

breakfast is served.

10/18/2023

🎅🎉 Guess who's crashing the holiday party at Spirit of Christmas Fair this year? That's right, it's us! 🎄

From October 30th to November 5th, catch us in all our festive glory at Stand FD38, Olympia (London). Expect an experience so unique, even the gingerbread men are jealous! 🍪🎁

09/01/2023

We believe that indulging the taste buds shouldn't come at a cost to others or our planet…

We are partners of The Chocolate Dream, the philanthropic and sustainable agenda led by our farming and chocolate partner,

Through farming innovation projects to protect our precious earth, and educational programs that ensure the future of Colombia’s young people in rural communities, our farmers & plantations that make our delicious chocolate possible, are cared for. ❤️

08/10/2023

Hear our Fatso Numero Uno Ella talking all things chocolate & play on Up With The Lark 🎤🎧🍫

Link here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/fatso-chocolate-02-value-driven-play/id1444991471?i=1000623953301

07/14/2023

Reporting from Royal HQ is our FATSO Flogger, HJC, who was cordially invited to meet with His Majesty the King to discuss a new partnership supplying our debut Big Mini Bars to Buckingham Palace. This was part of an RFP issued by the Palace following an urgent need to source a highly ethical, very delicious Pillow Favour for he and Camilla’s Bed Chambers 💁🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♀️….🛏️. Naturally, FATSO fit the bill, though KC was not too pleased when told he could not have exclusivity of the mini bars, following high demand from coffee shops, hotels, and airlines. He eventually conceded that it would not be in the interest of his good people to keep these delicious chunks from them 🙏🏽.

04/27/2023

And in the news at 3pm.

Latest scenes from The Mall (aka KC’s driveway) show mounting concern over the future King’s attendance at the coronation, as the Palace seek to put in contingency plans.

In a statement, the Palace are making an urgent appeal to the British Public to ‘dig deep’ and pay the Chocolate Ransom. Charles has already missed his crown fitting.

FATSO HQ has reassured Camilla that Charles is in good health.

04/23/2023

*breaking news*

Family and staff have gathered at the future King’s central London residence, and are all asking the same question, ‘Where is Charles?.’ In a campaign to find him, the Bucks Palace team have plastered their driveway with these posters, urging people to keep an eye out for him. Close friends of the family tell reporters that they are concerned about whether he will return for the Coronation.

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Sometime on Friday morning, FATSO HQ released a video of the future King, seemingly from a basement covered in organic cotton sheets, asking the British Public to pay a ransom for his release, and to enable the next Big Bar with unreal flavour combinations, to launch.

In a statement from FATSO HQ, Charles is said to be in ‘good spirits.’

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04/21/2023

Urgent appeal to the British Public! We have pushed the boat out, and blown the budget to bring you a brand new FATSO flavour, fit for a King!

Unfortunately, we have had to temporarily hold the new King to ransom in order to afford such delicious decadence. Rest assured, no King's were harmed during the recording of the video.

Please pay the Ransom immediately to avoid Charles' late attendance at the Coronation.

https://sofatso.com/paytheransom/

04/08/2023

Roll up, roll up people of Norwich, we are here to fill your mouths with FATSO the Easter Saturday . We’re downstairs in the foodhall (which is epic by the way) until 2 (although can’t guarantee they’ll be any stock left with all these chocolholics around!)

01/31/2023

Our wee team of FATSO Floggers have been busy 🐝 🐝 listing our chunky bars 🍫 in some awesome stores, cafes, bakeries and hotels, up and down, near and far, small and large(ish). Giving you, our fellow fatso friends, a chance to get your chops around our chunks without having to wait for Royal Mail 💌😬.

But alas as always at Fatso HQ, there’s much MORE to be done. So tell us please pals, where would you like to see FATSO on shelf near you? Tag your favourite high street (or side street) store and we’ll hit ‘em up!
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01/20/2023

Woah! News just in from : this cheeky, chunky bar of epicness was the TOP SELLING food item in Raye’s 5th edition pop up, AND 4th top selling brand OVERALL!
have created such a wicked concept enabling small and new brands to shine on the high street without causing🤑🫠🤪.
Thank you to all of you who swung in to support what Nicole (Founder of Raye) is doing, and for choosing FATSO as your number 1 food choice 🥳🥳🥳.

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Richmond
TW91RR

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http://www.sofatso.com/

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