05/04/2026
The crow has been watching you for some time now.
It is time to make it official.
Adopt a Corvid is here. Two boxes, two sizes, one Colleague of Considerable Grievance (or two, if you go full murder).
The Attempted Murder - $35
One hand-crocheted crow, an art card from an independent artist, a Corvid Acquisition Dossier complete with care guide and adoption certificate, and the crow cache: a small collection of found and foraged things. Bottle caps. Buttons. Exactly what a crow would bring you.
The Corvid Murder - $68
Two crows. Two dossiers. An 8x10 raven print. A crystal tower, tumbled stones, and a curated crow cache of beautiful, shiny things.
Both boxes ship beginning of June. Each crow is hand-crocheted and a little bit different. You will not know which colleague is coming for you. The crow will know. The crow has always known.
Preorders are open now. Links in comments.
This is not a transaction. This is a covenant with the crows.