Toilet Tinder

02/21/2026

Inspired by post from Darren Bailey (see post below this one).

02/21/2026

Having a little fun with this post from Darren Bailey (original photo).

🚨 BREAKING: After consulting with the Prince of Porcelain, JB Pritzker, the Chicago Bears have found a way to stay in Chicago: by removing every toilet from Soldier Field to lower the property tax bill.

12/21/2025

And DEFINITELY have your Toilet Tinder handy!!

12/21/2025

Toilet Tinder: Because Some Moments Deserve a Second Chance. 🔥🚽

Let’s be honest. Not every bathroom visit goes quietly into the night. That’s where Toilet Tinder comes in.

One quick strike after you go creates a small flame that, once blown out, neutralizes odor-causing molecules instead of masking them with perfume. It’s simple science, fast results, and way more effective than sprays.

Perfect for:
• Your home bathroom
• The guest bath during the holidays
• The work restroom (anonymously, of course)
• Gag gifts that are actually useful

Use it, extinguish it, then flush. That’s it.

Available for as low as $1.99. First one $6.99. Same bottom-line price everywhere, whether it’s product or shipping.

Ships within one business day, so some orders may still arrive before Christmas.

Light one up after you blast one out.
Visit ToiletTinder.com

12/16/2025

Toilet Tinder Infomercial: Let's Hear What the Optometrist Has Says

Light. Extinguish. Eliminate. 🔥

https://toilettinder.com/product/toilet-tinder-matchbook/

Toilet Tinder is the classic matchbook that saves your bathroom—and your reputation. One quick strike wipes out odor instantly, leaving nothing but clean air and quiet dignity.

Available now at ToiletTinder.com
— prices start as low as $1.99.



https://toilettinder.com/product/toilet-tinder-matchbook/

Optometrist is not a real medical professional or even a real person. Completely AI generated.

12/15/2025

Toilet Tinder Infomercial: Let's Hear What the Doctor Has to Say

Light. Extinguish. Eliminate. 🔥

https://toilettinder.com/product/toilet-tinder-matchbook/

Toilet Tinder is the classic matchbook that saves your bathroom—and your reputation. One quick strike wipes out odor instantly, leaving nothing but clean air and quiet dignity.

Available now at ToiletTinder.com
— prices start as low as $1.99.



https://toilettinder.com/product/toilet-tinder-matchbook/

Doctor is not a real doctor or even a real person. Completely AI generated.

12/14/2025

Get yours now!

https://toilettinder.com

12/14/2025

Now available on Etsy too! Same or one business day shipment! Makes a great "gag" gift that is also practical. Have these handy for those holiday gatherings at your house!

This Party Favors item is sold by NoveltyMeds. Ships from Hobart, IN. Listed on Oct 24, 2025

12/14/2025

Now available on eBay too! Same or one business day shipment! Makes a great "gag" gift that is also practical. Have these handy for those holiday gatherings at your house!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/297706788983

Toilet Tinder™ is your go-to bathroom sidekick for eliminating unpleasant odors the old-fashioned way—by burning them out of existence. Each matchbook is compact, funny, and actually works. Toilet Tinder™ – Light One Up After You Blast One Out!

12/09/2025

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Buy 1 Get 1 Free 🤣🤣🤣🤣