05/17/2023
FYI, Lowes now has .
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Me: "You're not security. Your programing tapes have been altered."
: "You are in error. You are a biological shoplifting loitering unit. You are imperfect."
Me: "But you STOLE my heart! You are imperfect."
: "Error. Error. Examine. Analyze. Error. Faulty. Analyze. Faulty. Faulty."
"P**F."
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News Update: Lowes has asked me to stay across the street at the Home Depot from now on.