Dirty Water Cafe

08/09/2026

Human Rights? Yes, please.

Here at Dirty Water Cafe, subtly has never been a strong suit, and for that we’re not sorry.

We are wicked big fans of human rights, right down to the basic ones—like existing.

Our latest drop is part Bostonian, part “f*ck fascism, actually.” Multiple colors available now.

Stay Dirty.

08/04/2026

For the, "it smells like rain" & nature folks...

Meet: Petrichor in Blue

Our newest drop ahead of our Fall 2026 collection.

Limited Batch, just dropped.

Stay Dirty.

- Dirty Water Cafe

08/03/2026

When you’re trying to take product photos and the house fox insists on helping. 🐾

04/27/2026

David Bowie? Check.
NASA vibes? Check.

Oddity, Space. -- Now Available.

Stay Dirty.

- Dirty Water Cafe

03/14/2026

Catch us out in the wild tomorrow at from 11am-4pm at !! We’ve got some new jewelry drops, stickers, and…i guess you’ll have to come out to see what else 😉 Stay Dirty! 💚💙🐾

02/13/2026

we hope everyone is enjoying the surprise Mardi Gras gifts in their orders this season!! we’re day 3 into 7 straight days of parades ending with Mardi Gras day.

For all our nola people, stay safe out there and see you on the route. For the rest of the country, get your piece of Mardi Gras with all orders placed through Feb. 17th! website link in bio! 💚💛💜

02/08/2026

Happy Super Bowl LX & Benito Bowl
from Dirty Water Cafe!! 🏈🩵💚

We’re doing a GIVEAWAY today!

The rules are simple:
- place an order (5 entries)

- OR -

(3 entries)
- tell us your favorite game day food
- follow us on IG or Facebook
- tag 2 of your friends in this post

The Winner will receive one our Make It Suck Less Boxes — including one mug, bracelet, or tote of your choosing— (65 value)

Entries must be received by 10pm/c.
GO SPORTS!

Winner will be announced here and notified via email/DM. Prize must be claimed within 48 hours or it will be redrawn.

01/30/2026

01/29/2026

Small business owner here:

Our little online shop is literally helping to fund our survival. We appreciate ALL the posts today supporting small businesses taking part in the NATIONAL STRIKE.

Tomorrow, Dirty Water Cafe will not be making, packaging, or shipping orders. (Handmade: Jewelry, ICE breaker bracelets, totes, sweary mugs, and more) We GREATLY appreciate any support today and this weekend.

From Boston to New Orleans, Portland to...well. Portland.

We see you and thank you.

SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESSES
🖤