03/09/2025
Tomorrow, March 9, 1962—a day that will live in infamy!..What? Oh. That was something else. Never mind.
Hey folks! Tomorrow or today (whenever you might be reading this) is my birthday. – Actually, if you’re reading this after today or tomorrow, then it’s not my birthday, but I’m sure you know that already, don’t you?Well, all right—let’s see if you do.
(And at this point, what exactly you’re supposed to know is unclear. But if you hesitate even for a second, then maybe—just maybe—you don’t.)
Anyway, Let’s Talk About My Arrangement
With my favorite holiday (my birthday) right around the corner, please allow me to draw your attention to my arrangement of
🎺 “The Happy Birthday Song and March” for Brass Quintet! 🎺
It’s happy, peppy, and bursting with fun! (Like a certain tiger might say… it’s grrrreat!) Sure to please everyone. Who could resist?
Get yours today!!
A Completely Unnecessary Backstory
This arrangement was originally done for a gig my quintet had at the Intrepid Air and Space Museum sometime in the mid-to-late 1980s.
There was some anniversary for the ship or some high-ranking official—a general, commander, captain? Who can remember?—celebrating a milestone birthday (40th? 50th? 60th?) and they wanted a group to play mostly Marches, Patriotic Standards, Anchors Aweigh, and other jingoistic selections.
Somewhere in the middle of all that, we knew we were going to have to play Happy Birthday. No surprise there.
One problem: We didn’t have a Happy Birthday in the book.
So my commanding officer (Sergeant Commander “The Tuba Guy”) informed me that I needed to arrange one under threat of court-martial (or perhaps excommunication—though I was neither in the military nor Catholic).
Perhaps I went a little overboard (pun intended), but when the time came, the quintet was prepared for battle.
✔ We had night vision goggles in case the power went out.
✔ Our music stands could be converted into bayonets at a moment’s notice.
✔ We had survived weddings, corporate gigs, and cocktail parties where no one was listening.
✔ We once played Pomp and Circumstance for 57 minutes straight.
For my bravery, I was awarded The Purple Valve-Cap.
After we finished playing, a sailor turned to another sailor and said:
“Wow. I wish someone would play that on my birthday.”
And that’s when I knew… this arrangement had a destiny.
Critical Acclaim (or Something Like That)
One audience member, the highly respected jazz trumpet player, Hip “Hip” Milts, was profuse and overflowing in his high praise for the work. He told Stripes and Stars:
“A clever treatment featuring the song and then a march. A few quotes thrown in for good measure.”
I fell to my knees weeping with joy. You can’t do much better than clever!
BUT WAIT—THERE’S MORE!
🎺 Do you have a brass quintet?
🎺 Do you know someone who has a birthday?
🎺 Do you have ears?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then this arrangement is for YOU.
🔴 ORDER NOW!
👉 Click here to purchase: https://artofsoundmusic.com/brass-quintet-all/happy-birthday-song-and-march?zenid=l08i2vjcnvv0gt754ifan3vhs5
And if you still need convincing (why?), watch the video here:
📽️ Watch here: https://youtu.be/ZpgE4AFaRHc
🎺 YOU’VE TRIED THE REST, NOW TRY THE BEST!!! 🎺
(What does that mean in this context? Nothing. And yet… everything.)