MasterQuote of Mobile

MasterQuote of Mobile We are an AL Independant Insurance Agency. We can help you with all your Insurance needs...Business, Life, Home Owners, Auto, Motorcycles, etc.

Just give us a call at (251)660-7202. At MasterQuote, you will get a real person and not a phone system. You will be dealing with a person who can give you the best price and service that will fit your needs.

05/17/2013
04/18/2013

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the p**n channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the p**n channel. You already know how to fish!" --

02/05/2013

ROBOT FOR SALE!!

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching p**n." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p**n was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ." The robot slaps the mother.
End of Story
P.S. Robot For Sale

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5101 S Hickory Street
Loxley, AL
36551

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