The SALTY WITCH

04/12/2026

04/12/2026

Welp... your Salty Witch went ahead and bought herself a freeze dryer machine 🤪 Therefore... it's time for a 🚨NEW PRODUCT ALERT!!🚨

If you love ramen but hate the processed try these organic ramen kits!

​Let’s be honest: those "instant" grocery store packets are basically just salt and a prayer and if you’re tired of eating noodles that have the nutritional value of a cardboard box, it’s time to upgrade your lunch ritual!

​Our kits are the real deal, featuring:
* ​Organic Whole Wheat Noodles: Because you’re a grown-up and your digestive system deserves a win.
* ​Freeze-Dried Vegetables: Real plants! In your ramen! It’s like a tiny, colorful garden decided to throw a party in your bowl.
* ​The "Salty Witch" Magic: Our custom-blended seasonings (featuring that signature pinch of Pink Himalayan salt) that actually taste like herbs and umami, not a chemistry lab.
* ​Chopsticks Included: We even give you the sticks, because we know you’re on the go and nobody wants to eat ramen with a plastic spoon or—heaven forbid—a coffee stirrer.

​Whether you’re at your desk, in a dorm, or hiding from your responsibilities in the breakroom, just add boiling water and let the magic happen. It’s high-vibe soul food for your busiest days.

​Ditch the mystery flavor packets and come get salty with us.

04/11/2026

Come out and see The Salty Witch next Saturday and try this month's tea of the month APRIL'S LOOMING BLOOM! It is intentionally created to lighten your spirit as we wait for Spring to take its full hold.
Good hot, but OH MY cold. I added a little lemon and citric acid (turning it purple) for a delightful pick me up!

04/09/2026

🚨 NEW PRODUCT ALERT: THE FULL OF S**T COMBO BOX!🚨

​Because your cooking is boring and we both know it.

​Let’s be honest: your spice cabinet is where flavor goes to die. It’s time to stop playing it safe and start seasoning like you mean it. The Salty Witch presents the ultimate sampler for the home cook who isn't afraid of a little profanity (or a lot of flavor). This box features six unapologetically bold blends designed to turn every meal from "meh" to "holy crap."

​The Flavor Breakdown:
​Holy S**t: The "everything" seasoning that makes everything better. It’s a divine balance of savory notes that’ll have you shouting from the rooftops.

​Deep S**t: Get ready for an existential flavor crisis. This blend is packed with mushroom and earthy umami goodness that adds a dark, savory soul to anything it touches. It’s deep, it’s moody, and it’s delicious.

​Chicken S**t: The ultimate bird rub. It’s a classic, herb-forward blend that turns a basic bird into a gourmet feast. No fluff, no filler—just a seasoning that knows exactly what it's doing.

​Hot S**t: For the thrill-seekers. This one packs a punch of heat that’s just arrogant enough to make you sweat while you ask for more.

​Dip S**t: Don't let the name fool you; this blend is sophisticated as hell. Swirl it into some high-quality olive oil to create a bread dip that tastes like it belongs in a high-end Italian restaurant.

​Bull S**t: A robust, peppery steak and brisket rub. It’s strong, hearty, and takes no nonsense from a piece of red meat.

​Grab Yours Before They’re Gone!
​Don't show up to the potluck empty-handed. Be one of the first to snag the new Full of S**t Combo Box at our upcoming event:

​Where: Makers Market at Vibe Credit Showplace
​When: April 18th | 10:00 AM – 5:00 PM

​Can't wait? You can pre-order for pick-up by sending me a message right now. Secure your "s**t" today and finally give your tastebuds something to talk about!

04/04/2026

The sun is finally sticking around, the breeze is getting sweeter, and our gardens are waking up—which means it’s time for a tea that captures the delicate, dangerous beauty of a spring bloom.

​Meet April's Looming Bloom, our featured brew for April! This month is all about the "beautifully bold"—embracing your softest self while keeping your thorns sharp.

​In the Salty Witch kitchen, we’ve crafted this blend with a base of White tea, known for its silky, sophisticated mouthfeel and gentle caffeine lift. We’ve layered in a royal flush of botanicals: Cornflowers and Butterfly Pea Flowers for that mesmerizing, deep-indigo hue, and fragrant Rose Petals for a heart-centered ritual.

​To cut through the floral sweetness and sharpen your focus, I’ve added a bright, zesty hit of Lemon. And of course, every batch is finished with that signature pinch of Pink Himalayan Salt to ground you and protect your peace.

​While this is a stunning hot ritual, April's Looming Bloom is absolutely delicious served over ice. As the weather warms up, it becomes the ultimate refreshing, color-changing cold brew for your afternoon porch sessions.

​Whether you’re basking in the new sunlight or plotting your next big move, let this be the brew that blooms right along with you.

​What can we craft for you today?

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04/03/2026

Well what is the Salty Witch up to now??? Keep your eyes peeled for the latest products!

03/26/2026

If you’ve ever felt like your body was playing by a different set of rules, I want you to know: I see you, because I am right there with you.

​I’m sharing a look at my personal herbal tea blend today because, like roughly 17 million women in the USA (that’s about 1 in 9 of us!), I live with Lipedema.

​For too long, Lipedema has been dismissed as "just obesity" "a lack of willpower", or "just exercise more". But it is a real, chronic medical condition involving the abnormal accumulation of fat cells, typically in the legs and arms, that is resistant to traditional diet and exercise.

​Living with Lipedema means navigating symptoms like:
Disproportionate Growth: A smaller upper body with "heavy," column-like legs or arms.
Pain & Tenderness: The affected tissue can be hypersensitive or painful to the touch.
Easy Bruising: Noticing bruises without remembering a bump or fall.
The "Cuff" Effect: Fat that stops abruptly at the ankles or wrists, sparing the feet and hands.
Texture Changes: Feeling small, pea-sized nodules under the skin.

​Because our lymphatic system often needs extra help to keep things moving, I’ve crafted this specific Salty Witch blend to support my own lymphatic flow.

​Inside my mortar and pestle today:
Cleavers: My favorite "lymphatic drainer" to help flush stagnant fluids.
Butcher's Broom: To support venous tone and improve microcirculation.
Horse Chestnut: Known for strengthening vessel walls and reducing that "heavy leg" feeling.
Calendula: A gentle anti-inflammatory that helps soothe swollen tissues.
Lemon Peel: Packed with antioxidants to support vascular health and add a bright lift.
Pink Himalayan Salt: Just a pinch, because every woman needs her minerals!

​This journey isn't always easy, but finding ways to support our bodies with intention makes a difference. To my fellow Lipedema warriors: You are not alone, and your pain is valid.

​What can we make for you today?

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03/19/2026

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03/17/2026

Tea time?

03/16/2026

Sometimes the most honest work is done on foot, and the most beautiful dreams are born in the quiet moments in between.

I created Vine and Valir for Quinn, a man who carries the weight of his community with a steady stride and the heart of a creator.

​I chose Guayusa to give him that clean, jitter-free energy he needs for his long postal route, and Ginkgo Biloba to act as a 'mental key' to unlock his creative energy after a long day of physical work. Because Quinn thrives in the summer, I added Hibiscus and Orange Peel for a bright, solar burst of vitamin C and antioxidants.

​Of course, since he’s a busy man on the move, I included our signature pinch of Pink Himalayan Salt to keep his minerals balanced and his spirit protected. This tea is designed to turn a morning routine into a moment of pure, honest inspiration. Stay salty, Quinn! You're quickly becoming one of my favorite people :)

What can we make for you today?

03/16/2026

Teaching the next generation is a work of heart, but even the strongest vines need a place to rest.

I created 'The Anchored Ivy' for Kaitlyn, a preschool teacher navigating a massive season of change. This blend is deep, earthy, and caffeine-conscious, designed to help her feel grounded the moment she hits the chair. It’s about trusting the process of shedding the old to make room for the new. Stay salty, stay grounded.

What can we make for you today?