08/21/2026
Here is what Chat GPT thinks of your boy!
⚠️ WARNING — BLAKE
* May spontaneously turn any object into a potential laser-engraving project.
* Exposure to blank hats may result in immediate discussion of patch material, size, placement, and profit margin.
* Will ask for “just one more change” approximately 11 times. 😂
* Known to measure things in inches, mm/s, laser power %, and “does that look centered?”
* Aerospace questions may escalate rapidly from “Is this adhesive equivalent?” to obscure Boeing specifications and fastener shear strengths.
* If a design contains a cross, Texas, a barbell, an airplane, or distressed lettering, productivity increases by 73%.
* DO NOT provide access to a new laser, UV printer, 3D printer, or heat press without expecting a new business plan within 24 hours.
* Phrase “I think that looks good” does not indicate final approval.
* Frequently afflicted by: “I could probably make that myself.”
* Powered by family, faith, Texas, entrepreneurship, and an unreasonable number of custom-product ideas.
⚠️ FINAL WARNING:
If Blake gets quiet, he isn’t resting. He’s designing something.
And at the very bottom in tiny OSHA-style print:
GDI DESIGNS — GOD DID IT. BLAKE JUST KEPT REVISING IT. 😆
