Bath Cycle & Ski / Bikeman

Bath Cycle & Ski / Bikeman We are BIKEMAN / Bath Cycle and Ski, located on the coast of Maine.

Take Me Home Tuesday.We need to sell some spare rims.Let's get creative.Mustangs are feral.They can’t be bought or broke...
06/02/2026

Take Me Home Tuesday.
We need to sell some spare rims.
Let's get creative.

Mustangs are feral.
They can’t be bought or broken.
It’s a quandary.

The SpeedDisc Trail. Trail?
22 mil internal.
You mean rail-to-trail?

Ride and smile, they say.
You better like sick humor--
These things always break.

48 holes? Wow.
Matrix, that’s so many holes!
Who needs all those holes?

It’s called the Vigour.
That makes sense. Heft begets health.
The thing weighs a ton.

XRims. Or ex-rims?
How can these rims be exes?
No one has loved them.

O BionX rim;
Was the bankruptcy your fault?
No, but you still paid.

You do two duties.
What, pray tell, are these duties?
Do you do them well?

Ground control, Major Tom.
We regret to inform you:
Tubulars are dead.

The Flow is a great rim.
Why do we still have this thing?
White is out of vogue.

Tickle your fancy?
You want to know price and specs?
Reach out; we'll tell you.

This is a sample.
300+ rims in stock.
Come and take a look!

The "Service Entrance" sign was $45. This one was only $15.
05/30/2026

The "Service Entrance" sign was $45. This one was only $15.

Today's Take Me Home Tuesday: FREEHUB BODIES! Which one? All of them! Take them away. Ranking as one of the least unders...
05/26/2026

Today's Take Me Home Tuesday: FREEHUB BODIES! Which one? All of them! Take them away. Ranking as one of the least understood parts on a bicycle, these little 6oz cans of mystery will either be the silent hero of your bike, or the bane of your existence. When they die, and die they do, your bike becomes a strider at best and a landfill denizen at worst.

What really is a freehub body? You see, it's part of your back rollycircle (rear wheel). More specifically, it's part of the beehive (rear hub) which is that thing that's attached to the tire (rim) with the metal lines (spokes). Now you may be thinking, "I don't see no little can. All I see is a corncob (cassette)." Well buddy, your corncob actually attaches to that little can with a Necco Wafer (lockring). Usually. Sometimes the can is built into the corncob; that's when it's called a spinny-corncob (freewheel).

If all goes well, that little can will never sees the light of day. But in this squalid surgery ward ignominiously known as Bath Cycle and Ski, things almost never go well. We have to replace these blighters on the reg, and oftentimes it's a @ #$% nightmare. Some brands think it's hilarious to make an entirely different style of freehub body for every hub they make. Some brands decide that if a hub has been discontinued for 3 months, they never need to make integral parts for them ever again. Some brands even like to charge more for the freehub body than the whole hub (the printer-and-ink or razor-and-blades model).

These conscientious choices were likely made for one reason and one reason only: to make your life a living hell (and by the transitive property, ours). In an effort to ease this sordid reality of the bike industry, we have been amassing freehub bodies for decades. You tell us what freehub body you need, and we'll dig around until we find one or tell you the bad news. If you're a Real Cyclist, you have at least one wheel hanging somewhere gathering dust because the freehub body is dead. Do us a favor, buy a replacement freehub and get it fixed up before it goes back on the hook forever.

Editor's Note: we have multiple 5-gallon buckets of other freehub bodies, beyond those pictured.

We're getting a little kinky on this Take Me Home Tuesday, and no it's not because we're trying to pawn off 30,000 used ...
05/19/2026

We're getting a little kinky on this Take Me Home Tuesday, and no it's not because we're trying to pawn off 30,000 used brake and shift cables (although that can most definitely be arranged. 📞us.) No, today we're actually gonna try to sell you lingerie for your bike. Is it really that crazy? You love your bike. You baby your bike. Joking about sleeping with your bike is almost trite at this point. Is it really a stretch to outfit your bike with sexy underwear? We don't think so.

What we're looking at here is the Cycleops Bike Thong, a little accessory for catching your sweat when you're riding on your trainer. You don't see Cycleops anymore because Saris bought 'em and rebranded all the product. Now it's called the Saris Sweat Guard, a lamer and much less cheeky (🍑) name. The name is not all they changed, though. It used to be made of terrycloth, looked like a s**g carpet, and soaked up more sweat than Nelly at an afterparty.

It wants to make you sweat a la-la-la-la-long-long, li-long, long-long time? ✅
$18.95, much cheaper than replacing your corroded headset? ✅
Comes with a little phone/remote holder so you can watch por...er....porteur bike rack advertisements? ✅
You're already on a trainer, how much lower are you really gonna sink from having one of these? ✅

Still want to protect your bike, but are repulsed and indignant about the sexual nature of this post? We also sell Kool-Stop Bicycle Pajamas.

Take My Tire Levers Home Tuesday! Seriously, I don't know how many varieties of these things we really need to stock. Re...
05/12/2026

Take My Tire Levers Home Tuesday! Seriously, I don't know how many varieties of these things we really need to stock. Real mechanics usually don't even need them, and the sad truth is that most of them don't work awesome. They all, however, work better than a flathead screwdriver, which is used way more often than it should be.

One extends to like two feet long? ✅
One is DEFINITELY NOT A BU****UG? ✅
One is probably the most popular tire lever on the market, but actually sucks? ✅
One is a shameless knockoff of the above? ✅
One you can basically eat with? ✅
One is the width and girth of a standard cucumber? ✅
One (not pictured) made by CushCore is MAYBE NOT A BU****UG? ✅
One is hands-down the best tire lever on the market? ✅
One is made by the above company, yet is barely functional? ✅
One inexplicably contains two different size levers? ✅
One actually looks like it might work amazingly well but we've never even tried it? ✅
One sleekly combines the functionality of quicklink pliers? ✅
One poorly combines the functionality of quicklink pliers? ✅
One goes at the problem of hooking a bead in a completely different manner? ✅
One is metal cleverly disguised as plastic? ✅
One is metal not-so-cleverly disguised as plastic? ✅

If you can perfectly identify each one of the levers based on the (highly subjective) above list, you will win 10 BIKEMAN BUCKS!

Oh yeah. Do you want to buy any of these things? Let us know below and we'll tell you the price.

Welp, we got some more bikes the other day.If you're looking for an inexpensive (but nice) large or XL hardtail, this is...
05/09/2026

Welp, we got some more bikes the other day.

If you're looking for an inexpensive (but nice) large or XL hardtail, this is the place you want to be!

Here's a list of the Konas we got, let us know if anything strikes your fancy!

36e Cinder Cone Green LG
36e Dr Dew Blue w/SRAM LG
36e Dr Dew Blue w/SRAM XL
36e Dew Green XL
36e El Kahuna SUV Green XL
36e Honzo DL Grey XL
36e Lava Dome Black XL
36e Mahuna Green w/Shimano/Alhonga LG
36e Ouroboros CR Blue 48cm
36e Ouroboros CR Blue 50cm
36e Ouroboros CR Blue 52cm
36e Ouroboros CR Blue 54cm
36e Ouroboros CR Blue 56cm
36e Ouroboros CR Blue 58cm
36e Remote 160 DL Black MD
36e Remote X Green MD
36e Remote X Green LG
36e Rove Red 52cm
36e Woo Green MD
36e Shonky White w/Tektro Long
36e Shonky White w/Tektro Short
36e Sutra LTD Green 52cm
36e Sutra LTD Green 48cm
36e Sutra LTD Green 50cm
36e Rove LTD Blue w/Shimano 50cm
36e Rove LTD Blue w/Shimano 52cm
36e Rove LTD Blue w/Shimano 54cm
36e Rove LTD Blue w/Shimano 56cm

You may remember the "Stump the Chumps" segment of Cartalk, wherein an old topic was revisited and followed up on. This ...
05/07/2026

You may remember the "Stump the Chumps" segment of Cartalk, wherein an old topic was revisited and followed up on. This is our little version of that with Take Me Home Tuesday.

If you recall, we made a TMHT on December 31 2024 about a certain helmet called the Kinghead, which we've had in stock for 26 years. This thing was huge. So huge, in fact, that dozens (perhaps over 100) customers with "big heads" tried it on and were nonplussed to find out that it was WAY TOO BIG. Well, today we finally found the customer for it! 6'6, 400 pounds, and a 66cm head. It fit like a glove!

So there you have it. Everything sells eventually!*

*this is not true.

Take Me Home Tuesday, or any day! Here's a list of items here at Bath Cycle that are always free:Air. Air is free. Once ...
05/05/2026

Take Me Home Tuesday, or any day! Here's a list of items here at Bath Cycle that are always free:

Air. Air is free. Once a week at least, someone asks how much it would cost to pump up their tires. What is this, some kind of draconian capitalist dystopia? Airing up your tires is the least we can do. We won't even accept a tip for something like that.

Zip ties. You might think we were born in the Great Depression with the amount of crap we save. Every bike we assemble generates another dozen or so zip ties. We're always careful to snip the male end so as to preserve the length (ha!) and maximize reusability. Zip ties are sacrificial and incredibly useful. Never buy them again, just get them here. Take one, take ten, take a handful. You'll be doing us a favor.

Valve caps. Although they don't really do anything, it's the first thing you notice if they're missing, and go missing they often do. Although we don't charge for these, please don't be greedy. They may only cost a fraction of a cent, but the time we spend scrounging them up off the floor of the pit is considerable. Last year after hearing they were free, someone grabbed two fistfuls and split. Still a little butthurt about that.

Presta nuts. Yes, these are free too.

Bike boxes. This is the free thing we're extra proud of offering. We've heard many tales of other shops charging for bike boxes, sometimes at borderline gouging prices. We build and sell enough bikes that there's a nearly endless supply of them. Keep in mind that sometimes they stack up so much that we have to recycle them, so if you show up after a purge, the pickings may be slim.

Tubes. Not good tubes, of course. We sell those (at probably the best prices around, we might add). But on the dead ones, we cut out the valve and roll them up for reuse. They have a million uses and are extremely handy to have around. Come grab some; you'll be glad you did.

Crimps. Even though we buy these, it would be cruel and unusual to charge for them. Take two: one to use, one to lose.

Pallets. Burn 'em, stack wood on 'em, make a li'l house. Every employee already has a lifetime supply of these. You're welcome to them. Bring your own help to load 'em.

Address

115 Main St. US Route 1
Main Street, ME
04579

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