04/30/2025
Say it with your chest… or better yet, your forehead.
Fully customizable, unapologetically inappropriate, and guaranteed to get a side-eye (or a phone number).
Want your hat to say “I Only Ghost My Exes” or “Ask Me About My Meat”?
Done.
Prefer something sweet like “I’m Dad’s Favorite” or “Balls Deep in Chores”?
We got you.
Customize any patch with anything your smart mouth can come up with —
Any hat. Any color. Any poor life choice.
More styles + shapes dropping next week when our website goes live.
Until then, DM us your dirtiest ideas.
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