01/20/2023
BRET’s Bottom Feeder
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“I want it to be matte black, like my heart.”
“You really think your heart is matte? I’m pretty sure it’s smooth and glossy and glistening with wet blood.”
“You know what I mean—“
“Also, it’d be red, not black, I reckon.”
“Just make me the pot. 🙄”
This is one of many conversations I’ve had in my head with people. It’s not always about pottery, the conversations aren’t always with BRET, but my head can get pretty chatty.
Anyway, BRET wanted a matte black pot… like his heart. 🖤
Price: BRET will probably hand it over for some decent pizza.
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