03/20/2025
I’d like to thank Trump in advance for finally uniting our country! He just signed the order to end the Department of Education, and I sincerely hope every teacher in America immediately stops showing up for the rest of the school year.
Parents, get ready—it won’t matter who you voted for when you’re suddenly the full-time teacher, tutor, lunch lady, janitor, and referee. Give it a week—maybe two—before we see hordes of exhausted parents camping out on the White House lawn, begging for teachers like their survival depends on it (because let’s be real, it will).
By then, the fridge will be empty, the WiFi will be fried, and parents will finally understand why Miss Johnson needed that extra cup of coffee before 8 AM. LOL.
