Replace all holiday songs with the Jurassic Park theme song. Now, The Awesome S**t Party recognizes that Christmas music is great. But every country has Christmas music during the holidays. We are America, we have awesome s**t and we want to give each other awesome s**t and, for this, we need an awesome theme song. I believe that there is nothing more epic, more awe-inspiring, than the Jurassic Pa
rk theme song. It's 6-7 minutes (depending on which mp3/youtube video you've stumbled upon) of awesome s**t. Why not make America that country where awesome s**t happens during the holidays and the Jurassic Park theme song is playing in every store. We'd be the Paris of the 21st century. But why stop there? Again, we're America. We have awesome s**t, no matter the holiday. So, make it EVERY holiday. YES, every holiday, new year's to christmas, have the Jurassic Park theme song be title track blaring in every single store. Best part, still want to play old fashioned Christmas music? Go ahead, this is America and we won't stop you. That's why America is awesome.
2. Make September 16th (The day The Lion King 3D comes out in theaters) and October 2nd (The day the 8-disc, Diamond Edition Blu-Ray comes out) national holidays. I think that one speaks for itself.
3. The Awesome S**t Party doesn't condone indefinite detention, internet censorship or tax cuts for the rich. These things are making America un-awesome. But overall, we believe that there are more productive things than catharsis.
