06/09/2026
Well, if it rains, I don’t care!
Don’t make no difference to me
Just take that street car that’s going up town
Yeah, I’d like to hear some funky Dixieland
And dance the h***y tonk
And I’ll be buying everybody drinks all round
I do care about my business funds and shopify has done my small business dirty.
Life loves throwing me curveballs which is just mean most of the time, does it look like I play sports with balls?! No, I don’t play any sports with balls.
I’ve been a merchant small business with shopify for 8 years. My small business has very simple spending habits, usually 15-25 per MONTH.
Last week, my shopify balance account was compromised and shopify thought 302 transactions in $2-6 amounts in under 24 hours was totally normal.
When I brought it to their attention, about 100 charges were still ‘pending’. ‘Go ahead and let them all post!’ Shopify said. ‘That way we can dispute them’.
Well, the dispute process takes 90 days. So I may* or may not* get these funds back in 90 days. Once the dispute is decided, there is no appeal.
Compounding this issue, since I don’t know how my balance account was compromised, I switched the deposit destination to my external bank account. For ‘security’ deposits were locked for 6 days. That was even more dirty of these scammers to do this on rent day! C’mon guys, I got bills to pay.
I think I’m gonna have to move my website away from shopify. This has been an awful week of problem after problem, sn*******ng into FUBAR. If it’s raining, it’s pouring. While I figure that all out, please enjoy these funky earrings I’ve been making. Agate and aquamarine. Cobalt calcite. Turquoise. Magnesite. 🪶💸👍🏽