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🎖️Day 5: H**p Sampler Boot Camp – Mastering the Cut! 🎖️USDA rules say grab that representative sample from the top 5-8 i...
25/02/2026

🎖️Day 5: H**p Sampler Boot Camp – Mastering the Cut! 🎖️

USDA rules say grab that representative sample from the top 5-8 inches of the plant (as if we know what that is) Cut from multiple spots across the lot to avoid hot spots. Test must hit ≤0.3% total delta-9 THC or it's disposal duty.

Pro tip: Sample within 30 days pre-harvest—timing is everything!
Who's ready to inspect the goods like a true agent 😉?

**pSamplerBootCamp **pFacts

You know you saw it 😉
21/02/2026

You know you saw it 😉

🎖️ H**P SAMPLER BOOT CAMP - DAY 5 🎖️TERPENE PROFILES🌲 MYRCENESmell: Earthy, muskyEffect: Sedating, relaxingFound in: Man...
19/02/2026

🎖️ H**P SAMPLER BOOT CAMP - DAY 5 🎖️

TERPENE PROFILES

🌲 MYRCENE
Smell: Earthy, musky
Effect: Sedating, relaxing
Found in: Mangoes, thyme

🍋 LIMONENE
Smell: Citrus
Effect: Mood elevation, stress relief
Found in: Lemons, oranges

🌲 PINENE
Smell: Pine
Effect: Alertness, memory
Found in: Pine trees, rosemary

🌺 LINALOOL
Smell: Floral, lavender
Effect: Calming, anti-anxiety
Found in: Lavender

🌶️ CARYOPHYLLENE
Smell: Spicy, peppery
Effect: Anti-inflammatory, pain relief
Found in: Black pepper, cloves

Tomorrow: Indica vs Sativa (the truth might surprise you...or not)

Crop Circle
113 Northwood Dr, Bonne Terre | (573) 454-1060

**pBootCamp

19/02/2026

LATE NIGHT: Wearing glasses without lenses is fine now 🥸 because AI will just fill them in for you later - universal healthcare = solved

18/02/2026

DID YOU KNOW: The Declaration of Independence drafts were written on h**p paper (though the final version was on parchment). H**p paper was so common in early America that it was basically the default writing material.

16/02/2026

🎖️ H**P SAMPLER BOOT CAMP - DAY 4 🎖️

THE ENTOURAGE EFFECT

Why full-spectrum > isolate (usually):

The entourage effect = cannabinoids work better TOGETHER than alone.

FULL SPECTRUM = All cannabinoids + terpenes (may contain trace THC)
BROAD SPECTRUM = All cannabinoids + terpenes (THC removed)
ISOLATE = Single cannabinoid only (pure CBD, pure CBG, etc.)

For most people, full or broad spectrum gives better results than isolate :)

113 Northwood Dr, Bonne Terre | (573) 454-1060

DID YOU KNOW?In 1941, Henry Ford literally beat the s**t out of a car with an axe to flex on the steel industry.The car ...
16/02/2026

DID YOU KNOW?
In 1941, Henry Ford literally beat the s**t out of a car with an axe to flex on the steel industry.
The car was made from h**p-based bioplastic (mixed with soybeans, wheat, and flax), weighed 30% less than steel cars, and was supposedly 10 times stronger. Ford would demo it by swinging an axe at the panels - they'd just bounce back without denting while the axe flew out of his hands.
Oh, and it ran on h**p ethanol fuel.

"Photo: John Lloyd (Hugo-90), CC-BY 2.0"

13/02/2026

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12/02/2026

> be me
> walk into local smoke shop
> just want to buy some flower
> "what strain you looking for?"
> idk man something chill
> employee's eyes light up
> oh no
> "well first let's talk about the endocannabinoid system"
> just wanted w**d bro
> he pulls out a laminated chart
> "you see, terpenes work synergistically with—"
> there's a sasquatch in the corner nodding along
> what
> "myrcene provides sedative effects while limonene—"
> the sasquatch is taking notes
> i've been here for 45 minutes
> i know what a COA is now
> i know the difference between delta-8, delta-9, and THCA
> the sasquatch offers me his notes
> employee is still going
> "and THAT'S why full spectrum is superior to isolate"
> i am forever changed
> i understand the universe now
> bought an eighth
> it was worth it
> mfw i'm educated

Crop Circle | we don't gatekeep, we over-explain
113 Northwood Dr, Bonne Terre | (573) 454-1060

🚨 MISSOURI H**P SHOPS ARE IN DANGER 🚨Your local smoke shop is going DOWN! Missouri, get ready to need seven forms of ID,...
11/02/2026

🚨 MISSOURI H**P SHOPS ARE IN DANGER 🚨

Your local smoke shop is going DOWN! Missouri, get ready to need seven forms of ID, 20 cameras taking your pictures to be stored God knows where, two locked doors, and an ARMED GUARD just to buy your h**p!

SB904 is on the fast track to passing and we desperately need your help to keep our stores open!

We don't need money—we need you to contact your local rep and let them know that SB904 affects all of us!

DON'T let our h**p be monopolized!

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📍 WHAT YOU CAN DO RIGHT NOW:

1️⃣ Find YOUR Representative:
👉 https://house.mo.gov/legislatorlookup.aspx
(This is the MOST important person to contact!)

2️⃣ Copy this email template and send it to your rep:

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SUBJECT: Concerned Constituent - SB904

Dear Representative,

I'm writing as your constituent about SB904. This bill would devastate small h**p businesses in Missouri and create unreasonable barriers for citizens accessing legal h**p products.

The requirements for multiple forms of ID, extensive surveillance, security doors, and armed guards are excessive and will shut down local shops in favor of corporate monopolies.

Small businesses are Missouri's backbone. This bill doesn't protect consumers—it eliminates competition.

Please vote NO on SB904 and support Missouri's small business owners.

Respectfully,
[Your Name]
[Your Address]
[Your City, ZIP]
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3️⃣ IF YOU'RE IN ST. FRANCOIS COUNTY (Bonne Terre, Farmington, etc):
🎯 EMAIL YOUR STATE SENATOR - THIS IS YOUR GUY:
• [email protected] (Senator Mike Henderson - District 3)
He's FROM Bonne Terre and represents OUR community!

3️⃣ ALSO email these influential leaders:
• [email protected]
• [email protected]
• [email protected]
• [email protected]
• [email protected]

4️⃣ SHARE THIS POST! The more people who see this, the more voices they'll hear!

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⏰ TIME IS RUNNING OUT! The legislative session is happening NOW. Don't wait—make your voice heard TODAY!

💬 Comment "SENT" below when you've emailed so we know you took action!

🔄 SHARE to spread the word!

11/02/2026

What app is he even checking!? 😆😅

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