Glitz Geek Goods

01/21/2026

Some people fear Medusa.
Others fear her hair 💅🐍

Greek myth meets Real Housewives chaos with this High Body Count Hair sweatshirt. Dramatic. Campy. Unapologetic. Instantly iconic to anyone who watches Salt Lake City like it’s a sacred text.

Soft enough for couch rewatches. Loud enough for Bravo discourse.
Wear it like armor. Or like shade.

RHOSLC fans will get it. Everyone else will just know you’re powerful.

12/18/2025

Innocent until… you take that plea agreement. ☕️😬

This filing genuinely shocked me and I needed a way to remember the moment. So obviously, it became a mug.

Available in 11 oz and 15 oz, this ceramic coffee mug is perfect for sipping while watching the chaos unfold, rewatching old seasons, or processing reality TV justice one episode at a time. Microwave and dishwasher safe, lead and BPA-free, and made for those long Bravo marathons.

12/18/2025

If you know exactly why the quote “Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, & Tiffany” is hilarious, this mug is absolutely for you.

Inspired by Agent Kensi Blye’s undercover chaos and iconic sense of humor, this reusable ceramic coffee mug is a perfect inside joke for anyone who loves NCIS LA, crime shows, and a good laugh with their caffeine. Whether you are powering through a workday or doing a rewatch, it is the kind of mug that instantly sparks conversation.

✨ Durable white ceramic
✨ Bold, easy-to-read text
✨ Two sizes available
✨ Dishwasher safe and made for daily use

Perfect as a gift for NCIS fans or as a treat for yourself because every crime-solving agent needs coffee.

Add a little fandom humor to your mug collection.

10/12/2025

☕💅 “She cheated on Martina with a Haitian mortician.”
Yes, Adriana really said that, and now you can sip your morning coffee with the most iconic Real Housewives of Miami quote ever.

Perfect for Bravo lovers, reality TV fans, and anyone who thrives on a little drama with their caffeine. Available in 11oz and 15oz. Glossy, durable, and totally unbothered.

🎁 Great gift for your Housewives-obsessed bestie (or yourself, obviously).

🛒 Grab yours here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4385742584

This Mugs item is sold by GlitzGeekGoods. Ships from Hialeah, FL. Listed on Oct 12, 2025

08/16/2025

✨ It all adds up to savings! ✨
Snag your favorite fandom finds, reality TV merch, and quirky gifts from Glitz Geek Goods — now 10% OFF with code ITALLADDSUP 💖

But hurry… this deal won’t last long! ⏳

https://www.etsy.com/shop/glitzgeekgoods

07/31/2025

I couldn’t not make this. 😂
Mary Cosby saying “You smell like hospital” lives rent-free in my head, so naturally… it’s now a candle.

Perfect for RHOSLC fans, Bravo lovers, or just anyone who enjoys a little petty humor with their home decor.
9oz soy wax, 9 scent options, and a guaranteed conversation starter.

Live in the shop now! Tag your Bravo bestie who needs this 💅

https://glitzgeekgoods.etsy.com/listing/4344586839

07/27/2025

Bring the chaotic energy of the Armax Arena to your everyday errands with this hilarious Vorcha-inspired tote bag!

Featuring iconic Mass Effect 3 quotes like “NEW PLAYER! NEED NEW PLAYER!” and “WINNAH WINNAH, CHICKEN DINNAH!”, this bold, durable tote is perfect for gamers, sci-fi lovers, and Bioware fans. Whether you're headed to game night or just showing off your Fandom Pride, this tote delivers serious geek style. Available in 3 sizes with 5 handle color options.

🎮 Great for school, shopping, or everyday chaos
🛍️ Lightweight & sturdy with laminated interior
📦 Makes an awesome gamer gift!

https://glitzgeekgoods.etsy.com/listing/4342217464

07/26/2025

🚀 "I don’t trust anyone who makes more than I do." – Jeff "Joker" Moreau, pilot and realist 🧢

This ceramic mug is perfect for the Mass Effect fan who drinks their coffee with a side of sarcasm and union dues. Featuring Joker in full pixelated glory, plus Paragon and Renegade icons for good measure, this is your go-to cup for suspicious sipping.

☕ Available in 11oz and 15oz
🌌 Dishwasher & microwave safe
👽 Great gift for gamers, skeptics, and space nerds

🛰️ Grab yours here: https://glitzgeekgoods.etsy.com/listing/1291373434

This Mugs item by GlitzGeekGoods has 120 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Wilmington, DE. Listed on Jul 25, 2025

05/07/2025

✨ Calling all Real Housewives fans ✨

Remember when Countess Luann paid tribute to the Pope live on WWHL with “Rest in peace, darling”? Now you can relive that gloriously awkward moment every morning — with this hilarious mug that honors the Queen of Unintentional Comedy herself. 👑

☕ Available in 11oz and 15oz
💀 Microwave + dishwasher safe
🎁 Makes a shady and fabulous gift

This one’s for the Bravo lovers, meme collectors, and anyone who respects a chaotic tribute.

👉 Grab yours now: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4302085814

03/23/2025

🎯 "I'm in the middle of some calibrations..." 🎯
Mass Effect fans, you already know.

Sip like a true Turian with this Garrus Vakarian sipper glass, featuring his iconic line and a badass stylized design. Perfect for iced coffee, cocktails, or whatever fuels your next mission. 💥

💬 16oz glass
💬 Optional bamboo lid & straw
💬 BPA-free + handwash only
💬 For snipers, strategists, and Shepard’s #1 space boyfriend

Grab yours here before the Reapers do:
👉 https://www.etsy.com/listing/1892574189

This Tumblers & Water Glasses item is sold by GlitzGeekGoods. Ships from Danvers, MA. Listed on Mar 23, 2025