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12/27/2025

He likes beer. And he's a grouch.

Finally, we have a beer to match his personality.

We give you "Big Grouch Lager, a craft beer created for the grouch in your life. It's composed of only the finest hand-selected ingredients, to produce a perfectly balanced and complex brew of grumpiness, crankiness, and cantankerousness.

It goes down smooth, has a hoppy feel, and a testy finish.

The tri-blend fabric of our "Big Grouch Lager" t-shirt creates a vintage, fitted look. Extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand even the grouchiest of moments from your man while he's downing a cold one or three.

It perfectly highlights his two favorite hobbies: complaining and drinking beer. He may make Oscar look like a sweetheart, but you love him anyway, grouchiness and all. Now you can get him a shirt that shows his true passions, Big Grouch Lager.

12/20/2025

Being nice all the time is such a chore.

Be naughty and save Santa a trip.

Wearing this warm, soft sweatshirt will spread the message helping to reduce Santa's carbon footprint (and saving coal) on the planet.

This sturdy sweatshirt is bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit with no center crease that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling. It's 50% cotton, 50% polyester double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem.

12/13/2025

You've known all along who's Santa's favorite.

Now you can wear this super soft and comfortable sweatshirt making sure everyone else knows too.

This sturdy sweatshirt is bound to keep you warm in the colder months.

A pre-shrunk, classic fit with no center crease that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling. It's 50% cotton, 50% polyester double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem.

12/06/2025

Are you tired of cars honking their horns at you while you ride your motorcycle?

If you're sick of unwanted attention and you want to send the "don't mess with me message," then we have the shirt for you.

The next time a driver honks their horn at you, you'll be ready. You'll be packing this shirt. But that's not the only thing you'll be packing.

Our "Honk If You've Never Seen Guns Fired from a Motorcycle" t-shirt definitively sends the message that you don't want anybody honking at you while you're on your hog.

The shirt features a mean-looking skull wearing a half helmet, goggles, and packing a nasty attitude along with a couple of shiny peacemakers.

He means business and his business is mean. Trust us. Nobody is going to honk at you after seeing this shirt.

11/29/2025

We know life is hard. We know you have a lot to complain about.

Sure, gas prices are high.

Of course, your neighbor's dog won't stop barking.

And yes, we know that your significant other pushes the toothpaste tube from the top instead of the bottom.

But do us all a favor: keep it to yourself.

This world needs more kindness, not negativity.

So, if you've got nothing good to say, keep your mouth shut. In other words, if you can't be kind, be quiet.

Our "If you can't be kind, be quiet" t-shirt features a pre-shrunk, tri-blend construction. The character on the front happily proclaims his message of kindness in clear terms.

Here's a chance for you to spread this message of kindness to all those who so desperately need it. Be a force for positive change: be kind or be quiet.

11/22/2025

You, like rare classic cars, are unique.

You don't follow the status quo - in fact, you don't follow at all. You're a hot rod rebel. You're fast, strong, and resilient.

And while everyone else is following along, you're cruising the other way.

This traditional, classic cut, 100% cotton t-shirt embodies all you are and has a vintage, retro design to make sure you stand out from the crowd.

11/15/2025

He shaves without shaving cream.

When he asks for the salt he doesn't say "Please."

He gives dirty looks to the mailman. He tells the kids, "Because I said so" when they ask him why they have to eat their vegetables.

And sometimes, when he's driving, he doesn't use the directional signal when he's turning. He has a bad attitude and he's proud of it.

Our "Bad Attitude Apparel" t-shirt is specially made for the man with a chip on his shoulder.

The pre-shrunk, tri-blend, contemporary fit of our t-shirt will keep him comfortable while he's displaying his bad attitude to the rest of the world.

Even though you think he's just playing the part, (and he most probably is) you know enough to pretend that he really is bad.

If your man has a bad attitude and is proud of it, get him this shirt.

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11/08/2025

Do you look natural riding a Harley?

Or would you be more at home in a minivan?

Can you down shots of whiskey?

Or do you opt for a white wine spritzer?

Do you tell your wife, "I'm hanging with the boys tonight?"

Or do you wash the dishes while she has a night out with the girls?

If you answered yes to questions 1, 3, and 5, you're a badass.

If you answered yes to questions 2, 4, and 6 then you need to watch some action movies from the 1980s to catch up.

Our "Bad Ass Apparel" t-shirt features a stubborn donkey in front.

The donkey is literally a bad ass, but when you wear the shirt, the meaning is quite different.

The shirt lets the world know that you are a badass. Just don't let your wife find out.

Available at Shirty Store (dotcom)

11/01/2025

You're a patriot and you love your country. Red, white, and blue are your favorite colors. Stars and stripes are your favorite design.

Uncle Sam is your favorite uncle. Hearing the Star-Spangled Banner and America the Beautiful send shivers up and down your spine.

We agree. America is beautiful.

It's so beautiful, you just want to kiss it.

Now you can.

Our "American Kiss" t-shirt has pre-shrunk fabric with a slim fit. It features the outline of a pair of patriotic lips highlighted in stars and stripes over a solid background. It looks good and it feels good.

Show off your patriotism and affection for this great country with this stylish "American Kiss" grunge design.

It's chic, sexy, and stylish all at the same time. If you think a French kiss is good, wait until you get an American kiss.

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10/31/2025

10/25/2025

The garbage bag is full, but no one is taking it out to the trash.

Suddenly, a stealthy form emerges from his mancave with an empty beer can in hand.

He throws the beer can into the garbage bag and silently takes the bag out to the trash. Who is this man?

He's your dad.

He's a hero.

And he's bald.

You can call him Baldman.

Our t-shirt will turn your bald dad or husband into a superhero and give him the recognition he deserves.

Watch him don this shirt, hop into his baldmobile, and drive off to take care of any hairy situations.

He won't let some long-haired joker get the best of him.

Hair is the bane of his existence.

He's riddled with laughter when he sees other men with a healthy head of hair.

It's the perfect Father's Day gift for the baldman in your life.

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