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25/11/2011

When Hum Jayega went to Greece looking for a job, he got one as a tourist guide. On his first assignment.

Tourist: This skull must be the Great Alexander's?

Hum Jayega: Yes madam, it is!

Tourist: What about this small one?
Hum Jayega: Oh! that was when he was only a kid.

25/11/2011

One day Hum Jayega went to the doctor with both of his ears burnt.

Doctor: So tell me how u burnt your both ears?'
Hum Jayega: I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron by mistake"
Doctor: But how did you burn both of them?
Hum Jayega: Well, as soon as I put the iron down, the phone rang again.

12/11/2011

Teacher: Homework kina na gareko????

Stdnt: Sir, loadshedding thiyo

Teachr: Teso bhaye, candle balera garna
sakinas?

Student: Sir, salai thiyena

Teachr:Ani, pasal ma gayera liyera aako bhae
bhai halthyo ni ta

Student: Sir, nuhaeko thena…bahira jane halat ma thena.
Teachr: Kina na nuhaeko ta???????

Student:Ghar ma paani thena sir.

Teachr:Paani kina thena?????

Student:Sir, water pump chalirako thena

Teachr:Gadha, waterpump chai kina
chaleko thena ni???

Student:Sale, Ghajini ko santaan,
agi bhaneko haina….Loadshedding
thiyo vanera...

12/08/2011

A man married a girl. And then in the reception night at their room,someone knocks the door hard. He opened the door and it was his dad, dad gave him a rose and wishes luck. After that he turns around to see his wife but she was not there. He searched the whole room and then he looked under the bed and there she was.
He : Why are you hiding dear?
She: Who's on the door?
He : My dad why?
She: Oh! I thought it was police raid!!! :D :D

11/08/2011

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04/08/2011

I was out for a drink with the wife last night and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!

02/08/2011

A girl was having dinner with chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass her the salt.

02/08/2011

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady
and asked "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
with a puzzled look, he asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked..
"Then why did you eat him?"

02/08/2011

A guy was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and another guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" He didn’t know what to say. So
he said yes. he stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.

02/08/2011

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours."
He goes: "Not in a row!"

02/08/2011

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"
he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

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