Government Secondary School Offa

30/12/2024

30/12/2024

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09/05/2021

We invite all alumni of Government Secondary School Offa to a meeting, which will hold on the 3rd day of Ileya Festival and since we have more than one sets on this platform the invitation is for everyone.
I spoke with Mr Afọlábí (our Former Biology Teacher) concerning the sets that have not been inaugurated and we're still deliberating on whether to merge them with our set or inaugurate them separately

24/06/2020

As Salam alaykum warahmatullah wabarakatuh, Good morning everyone, This is Oladuntoye Mubarak Abiola, Chairman 2011/2012 set Alumni, I want to say first of all that I am sorry I haven't been actively committed to this great platform, I am on my digital kneels and I will like to urge everyone of us to be United, because we were once together like brooms, but because of the unavoidable circumstances of life we are dispersed.
Secondly, I will like to bring to your attention the need to get in contact with our teachers, if not anything at least to receive their blessings and prayers. Mr GG Salam is not feeling too well, me, Jeleelah and Ahmed are planning on visiting him, we would like to have the company of others, if you can.
Lastly, I want to reiterate the fact that we've have all been apart for far too long, so I suggest we have a reunion soon, if possible, this coming Ileya. Thanks!!!

06/03/2016

Hey guys

15/12/2015

In an oil company, a man was about to receive
a contract of N30
million when his wife called him on phone.
On phone….
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for u, I
can’t believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I’m
about to receive a
contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it’s a good news but this one is
very urgent pls
come home now, pls it’s VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I’m about to…
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an
urgent thing. Pls
grant me d access to go n come bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I’m afraid of what
might happen to d
contract.
The man quickly went home…
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis
urgent surprise, when
I was about to receive a contract worth 30
million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered
our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it’s
just pregnancy I
wouldn’t have disturbed u in ur contract.
Husband: Wow, so what’s d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can’t believe this, u
knw we have
been praying over 6 months now? God has
finally answered us.
That Big RAT that always disturb us in the
kitchen is finally dead,
I called u to remove it, I’m afraid of
touching rats.
One Word For The Woman

23/09/2015

Hi guys, wishing you the best among the best...Happy eid Kabir in advance

08/08/2015

The President, Old Student's Association, GSS Offa. THE SILVER JUBILEE Notification Aniversary Of GSS Ojoku Road,Offa. The staff nd Student of d above named school herby notify d Old Students of the 25thYears Aniversary of their Alma Matter which by Gods grace scheduled to take place as follows within d month of september 2015
21/9/2015 -Awareness walk nd paying Homage to Oloffa's Palace. 22/9/2015- Quiz competition. 23/9/2015- Novelity Football Match. 24/9/2015- Jumat Service. 25/9/2015. Aniversary Lecture/Fund Raising for School project 26/9/2015 Thanksgiving Service. The school appreciates the support given during d schools last interhouse sport competition and all previous contributions of d Old Students towards d upliftment of your Alma Mater. However, the staff nd students look forward to the Old Students support both morally, finacially and most importantly your physical presence. We also look fourward to the acknowledgement of this notification nd invitation. While your sugestion and positive contributions are highly welcome. Signed-The Principals and Silver Jubilee Committee chairman.

14/09/2014

Hi guys, happy Sunday

14/09/2014

You will Laugh - enjoy reading

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..

Hahaha is it true?

If u smiled then forward

/ l \/ l \/ l \/ l \

Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends u love!! Laughter is d best medcine.

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28/06/2014

Great GOSSOSA its been a while.....how has been your days and family, May God bless us all