21/05/2026
💔 Yesterday evening, I took one beautiful girl called Amaka out for a stroll 😌❤️
As a responsible future husband, I decided to buy suya for us on our way home 😂🔥
I brought out ₦1,000 with pain because economy is now using everybody for practical 😭💸
The suya man packaged the meat very well 😩🌶️
Omo the aroma alone nearly made me confess my sins 😂
As we were walking, I was trying to open the nylon stylishly so Amaka would see that I’m a caring boyfriend 😌💀
Unfortunately…
The entire suya slipped from my hand and landed inside a dirty gutter 😭💔🌊
OMOOOOOO 😭
I froze.
Amaka too froze.
Even the suya looked disappointed in me 😂
But because I didn’t want to look broke, I laughed painfully and said:
“Haha no problem 😌
We move.”
Then I went back and bought another ₦1,000 suya 😭💸💔
I escorted Amaka home and acted mature…
But deep inside me, my spirit was crying 😭😂
How can ₦1,000 just disappear into gutter like politician promise? 💀
That night, I could not sleep 😩
Anytime I closed my eyes, I kept seeing the suya floating slowly inside gutter water 😭🌊
Around 1 a.m., hunger and heartbreak pushed me outside 😂
I carried torchlight and quietly went back to the scene of the tragedy 😭
As I approached the gutter, I noticed somebody bending down and searching carefully 😳💔
My heart skipped 😭
I quickly flashed my torchlight to expose the thief…
ONLY TO DISCOVER IT WAS AMAKA 😭
Earl Ai
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