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Am_WySsi PlaZa, Ago Okota Road, Ikotun (2026)

13/09/2024

☺️😎😎 💙I love dark babes. Cos dark babes are cute, not Dark, Dark, Dark oo. I mean Dark like 6:15pm not 10:30pm😒😅

2. In Nigeria film when a poor girl starts crying in the bush forget it she is marrying the prince🥵🥴😅😅😅

3. Teacher;-Take this mic and explain the meaning of a kiss to the class😮😮

Me;-A kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invasions with deep pe*******on and fast acceleration to build the next generation🙈🙈 drop mic 🎤 🎤

Teacher;-You're hereby qualified for the next inter house competitions 😮😱😛😝

4. Finding true love in this Idah is just like finding original Oraimo charger to buy. U go find tire 😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆

5. Dem do party for orphanage home Dj begin play Tekno_where your mama dey'?Na so party take scatter o.... Cries from every corner.

6. Let me not say anything concerning today's weather....But if una mistakenly give girl belle, just blame it on the weather In fact na Federal Govt. go take care of am 🏃 🏃 🏃

7. Hey!!! Shey u said u re brilliant ??

What is d opposite of the word "opposite" 😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃

8. Gbas Gbos Emeka dey rub pink lips balm for prick head🤣🤣🤣🚶🏿‍🏃🏾‍🏃🏾‍If your name na Emeka know its a joke OK 😜 😜

9. Fine Girl, Fine Girl. But You Shoe Size Is 47 Are You Goliath's Wife😂 🙄

10. Dubai base only. Mine: Area1 . ... Yours?😹

11. Which of this will give u joy?

(1) Ya account is monetise

(2) Tinubu is.... 💀

(3) Data is free ...😅🤪

12. Your Destiny is Your hands: and you are using it to press bwess....... Boys why ??🙆🏾‍♂️👍🏻😂

13. Last night i had a dream eating indomie but when i wake up, i couldn't find my earpiece again! Hope is not what am thinking o !?😞

14. That moment when you think he's done knacking you then he says "Stand up, do like say you dey fetch water"😂🏃🏾‍🏃🏾‍🏃🏾‍

15. Just because of 1 slap I gave one Navy guy, see as all of dem gather da beat me like non living thing.

Am coming for revenge with all the people were read this post.

16. We know music heals soul but not Naira Marley own😫😫 pxta, poor, as e de go.

17. If u grab her phone and she drags it back

My brother you are still single 🌹 I repeat You are still single!!

18. Rate my sense according to your battery %. No lie oo

19. When a lady is in love she loves for real...

But when a guy is in love he.. He... He... He I mean he.. He.. Oh my phone has started again 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

20. If corona were to be killing alphabetically.

Hey, what's that your name again?. Mine: Zyzel😂

21. Somewhere out there my future wife is probably posting some trash about how her husband must be tall, rich, dark, with full beard. but God would humble her soon.🤣💐

22. What part of your body do you owe a serious apology🙄🤣🤣

23. Stealing meat from the pot and you end up stealing a bone. Can u imagine dat waste of sin? 😹 😹 😹 should I continue
🤭🙄🙄

08/09/2024

😂LAUGH AGAIN🤣

1. Girls with gâp teeth chêāt 😬 a lot, they always have Space for another guy🙄😏

2. Relātionship stréss is so paînfúl, i scrâtçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine😒😂

3. I wonder why Women called it mēnstrúatiôn Instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all Their prøblems to men.😑🏃🏃

4. I always hâted weddings😏 because the elderly would come over and poke to me saying "You're next💁‍♂️." They st0pped doing it when I started doing it to them at fúnêrāls.🚶‍♂️😌

5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fīghtīng over who will slēep with me first??😂😂 # John Daniel
6. paînfúl as swall0wing a st0len meat without chewíng because you thought that someone was coming😒😒😒
Very very paíñfúl♨

7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unloçk Phones And Play Candy Crūsh.
At That Age I Was Chewíng Sand🙆🙆‍😒

8. Can't wait to get marrīed, one little Argúmēnt 🙄 I'm leaving the ring on the table😌!

9. That moment when you're trying to make a silént fàrt while chilling with family 😘 and the Dëvîl connects the speakers.😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂

27/08/2024

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1). Bathing Showers are made for Tall people,,🤨🤨Shot people should go and Use Tap🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....Yeeee who stone me😁😁
2). As for those you that cover your Book during Text or Exam in secondary School..😤😤.I hope you are now working in The National House of Assembly🤨😂😂
3). Welcome to Nigeria where..If NEPA bring light without seizing it for more than 8 hours...We will go and Report at the NEPA office..that the Transformer has developed Fault🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4). If Someone from Mexico is called a Mexican...🤨🤨.....Then someone from Jericho is called what???..🥴🥴....I hope it's not what I use to buy Fuel that you want to call ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5). God is good ooooo.....This December will be sweet ooo😋😋.. Because I don't need to use 500k to buy iPhone 12 for a girl to Hangout😂😂😂.....All I need to do is just buy Onions for her🤣🤣🤣...😂😂Economy Hard😁
6). I hate all these Super Hero movies😒😒, They will be saying,..They Are Going To Save The World.💪🤜..And Nigeria has been in Danger since Independence😒😒😤😤....Abiii they are afraid of Nigeria Police🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
7). I don't understand why people still say W**D is bad🤔🤔...I smoked one wrap of w**d this morning and nothing happened to me...😒😒.....I am still Moping the Erosion in my Street since morning🤨🤨...You know I am a good Citizen🤣🤣🤣🤣
8). I don't like my Mathematics Teacher😒😒😤😤.....How can he give me a Stupid Assignment🥴🥴... Imagine he is asking me to "Find x"..😒how can I go and find my ex....the girl that Stole my Meat on Valentine's day😤😤all because of Love🥴🥴🤨...I hate Nonsense🤨🤣🤣🤣🤣

17/08/2024

No Matter How Handsome Or Body Building You Have...This is Just Exactly How A Woman Sees or Views You When You're Broke......

Take it or Leave it....🤡🤡✅✅✅

16/08/2024

A graduate in Biology was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.🗞️👀
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla🦍, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla🦍.
The graduate was embarra$$ed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job.
The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roared like a gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion🦁.
The lion r0ared and rushed towards him.
The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a g0rilla and started shouting like a human, 🗣️"Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear👂*Dennis*, it's me Mike, your course mate."
My brother, No job in this country, Infact that croc0dile🐊 in that water is not a crocodilie, it is John😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

01/08/2024

🙄 as a man, don't weigh your woman down with marital responsibilities.

Sometimes look after the kids and allow your woman to go out and have fun.

There are women out there that have been weighed down by marital responsibilities. No more fun, they don't even have time for themselves, no time for friends, just the family and kids. But the man is busy having fun outside, at the end, the woman starts looking older and stressed because of too much responsibilities.

Allow your woman to go out and have fun.

Fun can reduce méntal health challenge, make her glow, and also ease some burden from her.

Marriage is not a prison yard. Marriage is not life, it's just part of life
If you know how short life is you will be wise🥰
Happy Sunday and new week 👄

28/07/2024

A LETTER TO GARRI

Dear Garri, I have always wanted to write this to you because you've been there for me when others left, so I decided to eulogize and define you in a special way .

G - Giver of energy
A - Attitude changer(from bad mood to good mood)
R - Reducer of weakness in the muscles and joints
I - Increaser of agility

Some friends have described you in many ways like.. Students power.. Life support.. The last hope of the common man.. Weakness extinguisher

You are the first son of cassava
The sibling of Akpu (Fufu)
The father of Eba
The cousin to Tapioca

My love for you is indescribable
Corn flakes came but he left me
Golden morn also came but left me too
But you came and stood by me

Oh dear old Garri, you are a loyal friend to the rich and Bestie to the poor, you're always compatible with every thing

I enjoy taking you with
Groundnuts
Fish
Kulikuli ( child to groundnut)
Beans
Moi-moi (child to beans)
Akara (sibling to moi-moi)

You work hand to hand with your associates like
Sugar
Milk
Coconut
Soya milk etc

Oh my Beloved Garium sulphate, I will never leave you or abandon you for your taste is more than a thousand corn flakes

Thank you
From your very humble consumers
Much love😄😍 ...

22/07/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂😅 ✍️

1. I went for a job interview🚶 wearing APC Polo they told me to come back when I'm serious in life 😌🤔

2. When I am drünk I become at alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes, then I look down for bombs, I look back for kidnäppers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zig zag to avoid bullet...

Don’t joke with drunkärds 😂😅🤣

3. Me and my guy 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 visited his girlfriend today. Only for me to crack a joke and a guy started laughing inside her wardrobe 😂

4. I tried to act like whites today, I drank tea with 2 slice of bread I faïnted 3 times before lunch 🙉🤣😂

5. Sometimes it is not the Tailor’s fault...

My sister you just don’t have the same shape as the lady on the catalogue 🤷😂

6. 👩When you’re rich and ügly, girls must find something good in you they’ll be like

“Awwwwn, you got nice fingerprint”

“Wow your skeleton is so romantic”

“Gosh, his shadow is cute” 🤣😂🙉

7. Kids be like: chsjfndjuajbdjja

Me: Huhh ? 🤔

Mother: He said he wants chips 💔😂

8. No disgraçe is worse than a lecturer standing at your back in exam Hall and screäming “some people are already writing nønsense” 💔😂

9. Some of these girls are still single because after eating on a date, instead of using a toothpick, you start using your tongue to do “MCXI MXI MXCIX” 🙉🤣

10. Na only poverty dey make person say washing machine dey spoïl clothes 🤷😒😂

11. Watching vampire movies at night can be very sweet until NEPA takes light and your front door open by itself boom ! 🙆😂

12. Guys please help me...🥹
What business can I start with N4,000...??🥲

I want to be serious now 😩😂

13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄

05/07/2024

I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my
car. I decided to
use the remaining N1,000 I had
left in my pocket
to get some food in a restaurant
before I face the
Lagos traffic. As I ordered the
food and sat down
to eat, a well-dressed man in a
suit sitting beside
me said, "I love the way you eat,
try their snail, I
will pay."
I hastily added four pieces of
snail at a cost of
N2,000 and continued eating. He
said again, "You
eat so well, please get a bottle of
wine so that
you
can drink after eating."
I hastily made the order and was
having fun. My
total bill came up to about
N10,000. I thanked
him for accepting to pay.
As I stood to leave, my car key fell
down and I
bent to pick it. I discovered that
the man was
bare-footed! I thought the man
was attending a
certain church but 3 hefty guys
immediately
busted in and grabbed him by
the arm. One of
them said to me, "I'm sorry if this
man has been
disturbing you, he just escape
from our
psychiatric hospital this
morning...''

I fainted immediately🤥🙆‍♂️😧😂

05/07/2024

Men.. if only you will listen 🙄 to this 👇

MEN STOP SUCKING typing....

i know they are coming for me but I will still spill it, your feelings doesn't concern me at all, men you are the heads of the family as such have powers, how can you suck toto with a mouth that you are suppose to use to take authority, eeeh, can a woman even lick her own juice? The answer is no except l€sbians, a normal woman won't lick her juice, so why are you doing it as man, a full grown man that has powers to speak into his life, will be sucking what I don't understand, the most painful part of it is the titled men, kaiiii, you are K!ll!ng yourself by yourself oooo, stop it, if she is not satisfied with the knacking, let her go and buy turning stick to satisfy herself or better still call her dogs to suck it, stop it please, am channeling this particular post to titled men, respect your red caps and know your limit, ask your fathers, it's irritating to me as a lady seff, talk more of a man, I can't even stand to watch it's videos, if I come across one, because I find it irritating, it doesn't suit well with me bikonu, after sucking, your mouth will start smelling ikpu ikpu ikpu, and sometimes na atachiri ikpu seff una dey suck 🤣🤣🤣, am serious, please, don't come and tell me if you are clean down there it doesn't mean, Aunty if you like use hypo wash am, it means, stop reducing men to nothing, because of una s€xual desires, una go dey imagine what I don't understand, you will open leg and son of Adam will put head and start licking gini, tueeeh, aru, our fathers and mothers no do like this, am not saying it's not good to try out new things, am saying this particular sucking of toto should stop, men biko stop it, oginidi, a place that bring forth children, it's made to sacred not to be doing it anyhow, make una stop, now seff sickness is everywhere, you are still sucking

Una good day o, come for me and cry
Read and learn 🥰 🌷

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