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06/05/2026

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03/04/2026

happy new month 🎉 famz❤️❤️🤞

02/01/2026

Are you ready to laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1. A liz@rd f£ll into my buck£t of water & was strúggl;ng to get out so I resçued it,
because I don't know where it will help me tomorrow🤔

2. I will n£ver forg!ve the woman that pointed at me at a wedding recept!on today & said "this boy has already £aten" 😒👩🏾

3. The only reason why Nigerian girls fast and Pray against their spïr!tú@l húsb@nd is because he doesn't give them môn£y 🙎🏾‍♀️💵

4. I wish I was a girl,🙍🏾‍♀️ no br@!n..
Just make wrøng decis!0ns and çryy later
🙂😭😭😭Na joke ooo🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

5. Just because your father bought a car, you will not all∅w me to hear word. Do you know how many cars and houses I have in my dr£am

6. To the wi/!tçh that served my food in dr£ l@st night,
sh@me on you! 😒🙍🏿‍♀️
I can có0k better than that, ur soup was tastel£ss!

7. Sometimes I do wake up by 3am and clean my room, just inçase N!kki Min@j's car br£ 🚙 and she needed somewhere to sl£ëp 😅😅😅😅😅😅

9. Thūñd£r wil f!r£ all these people that comes to evening service at this church with ch@rger to charge their phones. Now every socket is full no space to plūg mine😒

10. She said she'll ch@nge me this new year, I thought she's talking about my att!tude
And voom... She got a new boyfr!£nd
😒 👩‍❤️‍👨

12. Some people self. You can't post for me to laugh and when I post you will r£fúsë to reåçt and cômment, some will even see it and scroooool down. Why na? what for? You don't know that it is the reåçtions that will £nocourage people to post more jokes.

13. Now that I have put smile on your face now it is your turn to put smile on mine by r£ and commēntíng...

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07/11/2025

Good night jokes 😂😂

1. As soon as they notice your relatiōnship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944😁😁😁😂

manlykOfficial✍ ♥️

2. Have you noticed that after scratçhíng your itchy a**s, the d£víl will always whísper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriēnd happy birthday
Accurate time ⌚keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfrīend 😂😂😂😘😂😂😂😂

4. “I míss you”...”I míss you too” is the anthem for long distance relātionship ”I wish you are here” is the chorus😂🤣😂😂😂😂

5. iPhone 13 is out....this one does not play music, the artist comes out and perform it live😂
I move 🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darlíng, Hôney, Love." What’s the secret?" Old man : I førgot her name and I’m sçared to ask her!😀😀😀😂😂😂😂

7. Däting a fāt girl is fun, until u carry her and thrôw her on the bed and the bed divides líke the red sea...🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤪😂😂😂

8. When you are single nobody líkes you, but once you are in a serious relātionship, Boom💥 crúshes, wítçhes, admires, wīzards, v@mpires, even gh0st appëar 🤣🤣🤣
Let me come and be going🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

9. GUCCI said they haven't sold any of their products in Africa; *Abeg wetin una dey wear since?🙄😄😂😂

10. U.S MEÇHANIC : Sir we think your car is due for service we need to diagonïse the car to know the fāúlt sir

NAIJA MEÇHANIC: oga start the car ... 0ff am ..start am again ..give am fire .. tutor am well ..oga e be líke say na ur battery ooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11. All those boys that are plaiting hair and putting on earríngs 😇
May God add menstrüåtion to your swág😂😂😂

12. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you will be behäving líke ēvíl spirït.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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06/11/2025

Evening vibes 🤣

1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING 🤣🤣
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN🤔🧐
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's Over between us🤨🤨
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!🙏

*ME 😗 Ahh😳
I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.😜😜🤪🤪
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*😦 🤔

6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
*
ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣

🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog 🤔
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* 😩
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic

But when your brother does the same to his wife

It's Juju 🙄🖐

When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first 🥺
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh 😒🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex😏. I did nothing bad to you
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
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05/11/2025

EARLY MORNING JOKES 😂😂😂

1. A jealous girlfriend will be like "I called you last night and I heard the voice of a naked woman"🙄
Chaiiiiiiii, witchcraft is real.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. U might be ugly buh believe me, if U have a good character and a good heart...U are still ugly my dear🤔😜🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

3. Aunty if your husband can't satisfy you, close your legs and sleep🛌🏻! You are in a marriage and not in a p**n house.🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

I hate nonsense😜😜😀

4. I stopped using free mode the day my crush posted her dog and I commented "wow ur dad iz kinda handsome".😂😂😂😂

5. Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her father's name on social media.
If she can deny her father. My brother! who are you 😂😂😂😂

6. I Sneezed in a Chinese restaurant last night and accidentally ended up ordering a dish 😂

7. At times.. I just dress good, look at the mirror then go back to bed and start shedding tears of JOY.. because Money Go Fit me!😏😏

8. That moment when your bus accidentally moves and you werent seated yet then you mistakenly bite someone's meat-pie 3times
😲😲🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😂😂

9. In a relationship there's always a third party waiting for your break up the devil has named them BESTIE 🤔😋😋😂😂

10. Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then booom he wears it everyday 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

11. You see those guys dat don't post anything here but always online .They re busy begging girls 2 come 2 deir house🙆 😂🏃

12. It's only in NIGERIA that you will buy blue jeans and after washing it you can use the water to paint two bedroom self contain.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13. You are going without reacting 🙄

Enjoy your day ❤️☺️
PLEASE DO WELL TO FOLLOW UP FOR MORE 🙏🙏

04/11/2025

WELCOME TO MA JOKE'S WORLD 😂😂😂😂

1. Favour na now you dey come back from cross-over night😭🤣

2. 3rd January: Agba Baller
*
16th January: Who will sub for me 😏😄

3. Motivational speakers: "keeping your mouth shút will do you More good than harm."
*
Naso Dem fôrget give me jollof for party.

4. 3 out of 365 days gone, remaining 65 🙏

5. My ex wasn't even my type, na konji and børedom caúse am🙄

6. You teach me something, I say I understand. Wetin come dey bring exám now? 😑

6b. You need my help ke? Wetin do the man you dey post?🙄

7. Wëëping may tarry for a night.
*
If you no hústle, e go continue for morning.😑😑

8. Súgar daddy don post main boyfrīend as first son🤝🤝

9. Person go brøke still come get hāters join..
Una wan kīll am?..

10. When you finally see a man wey love you don use I never eat cháse him away
Try to dey chop 4 house Relātionship no be canteen

11. Your boyfrīend wan take phone wey
him buy for you back, you dey post
"dëleting WhatsApp soon"😒

12. “I don’t do h00k-up but how much will you give me if I come” has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard 😂😂

13. Tailor disappøint me, I went to his shop to cømplain say my neçk no enter clothe.
*
Tailor said my neçk have incrëased 🤧

14. Try lóóse your Christmas hair, e don
Dey smēll 😒

15. Plan ur life well before u marry, so u
don't wait for ur kids to sleëp before u touch ur wife😒

16. If you see me for Pörn
húb this year, abeg
just mind your business and repost my hústle. Thank you🙏

17. Àfrican parents vs American parents

While tryíng to bath their kids

American mum: Troy! It's time to bath
Troy: I don't want to... 😩

A' mum : okay what do you want?
Troy: a new tablet..

Okay I'll get it for u ..child starts to cooperate

Àfricans
Mumsi: Joseph come baff
Me: mummy I no wan baff 😩

*After 2 släps that made Joseph move forward and backward in splít seconds*

Me: mummy you never scrúb my leg oo 😭😭😭😑🤧

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20/10/2025

laff and forget ur problems 🤣

Lagos pattern of begging is different.

When I say different, I mean on another level.

So I decided to step out this evening.

It was NOT match day so i wasn’t feeling great at home.

I went to chill at my favorite spot, Black Bell.

It was a solo hangout so i didn’t spend much time there.

I decided it was time to go.

As I left the gate, this muscular guy approached me.

He was like,

“Well done, boss.”

I returned the greeting.

Him: How far naa?

Me: I Dey.

He started narrating how today is his kid’s dedication.

I congratulated him.

Explained how drinks has finished and his guests still in the house.

Pleaded that I should spare him some cash.

I had a hunch he was lying.

Regardless, I checked my pocket.

Found N3,000 and handed it to him.

He took it and was like,

“Ahhh!!!”

Me: It’s nothing. Just manage.

What I didn’t know was that his “ahhh” was an expression of dissatisfaction.

Him: Na only 3k you wan give me, boss?

I was shocked.

Me: Na the only cash wey Dey my hand be this.

Him: You fit transfer anything, Chief.

There was no high-tension wire at the scene but I was getting more shocked.

Me: Oya na gimme the 3k make I transfer.

He gave it to me.

Me: Oya na call your acc make I run you something.

He was calling it and I was calling a bike man.

The bike man came and I asked him to wait.

The proud beggar was done calling his details.

Me: Which name I go see?

He called it.

Me: I don run you 10k.

I showed him the transaction quickly and entered the bike.

I’m still shocked.

The beggars on the island part of Lagos are luxurious beggars.

I’ve never been this shocked.

Himself will be shocked when he waits for the money the whole of today.

Me that transferred 10k from my OPay to my other Opay.🥹☺️

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18/10/2025

20 types of ladies you must use a C0NDøM 0N
1. If she has a tatt00 or Own an iPhone Pro Max version ..... use a C0NDøM🏃🏃😁😁

2. If she drinks b££r, ..... C0NDøM😁😁

3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boy C0NDøM 😁😁

4. If she's the first to take y0ur shirt off.... C0NDøM!😁😁

5. If she has short dyd or sprayed hair..... C0NDøM!😁😁

6. If she doesn't ask for a C0NDøM ..... my brother C0NDøM!😁😁

7. if she wears tight jeans.... C0NDøM😁😁

8. If she doesn't s!gh when you t0uch her ..... C0NDøM!😁😁

9. If she lives alone ..... C0NDøM please😁😁🚶

10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar or club..... C0NDøM😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at oko poly, unical, uniuyo, unizik & nekede and if she is from calabar ... C0NDøM 00h*😁😁

12. If she wears Gstr!ngs..... C0NDøM😳😁😁🏃

13. if she has str£tch marks on her b***s... my brother use C0NDøM🚶🏃🏃

14. If she wears Beads on her hips ... Use C0NDøM 😁😁

15. if she has a lot of maIe friends on Facebook ..... Guy, use C0NDøM😁😁

16. If she supports an influential poIitician and wants to do poIitics..... please..... Use C0NDøM oh 😁

17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Please Double the C0NDøM 😁😁😁

18. If she likes to say that aII men are the same, please put on a C0NDøM😁

19 if her name is Natasha, Kate, Sophia, Princess, Amaka, Ruth, Naomi, Jennifer ,Cardi B ..….... 6 C0NDøMS 🥴

The w0rst is, if she is pre pre that's Precious........bro 6 no good for you, Please use 14 C0NDøM ooooo

20. if she takes this post personally, please triple the C0ND0MS my brother.😁😂😂😂😂

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18/10/2025

😁 fully loaded jokes just for you 😹

1. I was trying to prove my love for this my girlfriend Precious and the following conversation ensued...🙄
ME: Precious, I can do anything for you🥹. I can swim the oceans for you🥺. I can run round the world for you‚ all for your love.❤‍🩹
PRECIOUS: (Flattered) OK. I have one question for you. 😒
ME: What? 🥲
PRECIOUS: Can you dïe for me? 😒
ME: Noooo! My love for you is an undyïng love. 🙄🤭😂😂
2. Omorr this girl ehn... Imagine!😒
PRECIOUS: “Why did you go out and stand on the balcony when I was singing ? Don’t you like to hear my voice ?” 🙄
Me: “It’s not that oo... I just want the neighbors to know that I’m not beatïng my girlfriend 😒🤭😂😂
3. MOTHER: Faith‚ can you please clean the fish I bought from the market? 😊
ME: WTF ?! 😒
MOTHER: What do you mean by “WTF”? 🙄
ME: I mean “Where's the Fish”. 🙁🤭😂😂
4. Are you feeling weak‚ dizzy or like vömiting?🙁🤷
Na wetin Dem tell wan slay Queen for my street today ooo🤣🤣🤣
5. Dear English‚ Please stop disappearing when I’m talking to my crush like Victoria 🙄🚶‍♀️😂
6. Teacher: Students draw a picture of bacteria.
Student: Here it is Ma’am! ☺️
Teacher: Where? It is Blank. 🙄
Student: You told us that bacteria cannot be seen with näked eyes! 😒🤭😂😂
7. Nothing is sweeter than when you notice that you faïled Exams and your friend also faïled 😳💔🤭😂😂
8. Teacher: Emeka‚ your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers’. Did you copy his ? 🙄
Emeka: No, teacher, it’s the same dog 🤭😂😂
9. Which number made you smile the most 😊😁
TBC...☺️
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18/10/2025

Morning jokes😂🤣

1.Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Come and slap me now oooo 🤣🤣

2. One idiot used ''GÜNSH0TS'' as his ringing tone His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we're still looking for cashier and two security men.🤣🤣

3. I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn.🏃🏃🏃🤣

4. All you married ladies who drive and see
these pretty girls standing in the hot sun
waiting for troski and you refuse to give
them lifts , don’t worry your husbands
will pick them up.🤣🤣

5. I ask my mum where was she when
dangote was single
Mummy Answer:-
The same place U are when bill gate
daughter is still single🤣🤣

6. I have been laughing since morning when a man stopped me at New Market road and told me that he is looking for GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked him Google Playstore how?
He said his WhatsApp stopped working and his neighbour told him to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyways as a good Samaritan I told him
that Google Playstore is no
longer in Enugu , that they have relocated
to Onitsha
I then put him in a bus going to Onitsha.🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣🤣

7. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured 馃,,anty why nah.🙆🫣😂😭
8. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was .....after guessing for 5 mins,i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros,comma see temple run.🙆🙆😭😭🏃🏃🏃

😂😂😂😂
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