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02/10/2023

Women .....💁

1- When a woman is angry, she doesn't mean more than half of what she says...Always hug her to calm her down if possible.

2- The most difficult time for a woman is to be away from the man she truly loves. It stresses her out.

3- It takes time for a woman to trust a man, and when she does it's hard to change her mind.

4- A woman is a school you never graduate from.

5- Your marriage certificate with her is not a “Driver's License”, it is only a “Learner's Permit”.

6- She becomes a demon or an angel because of what you say. It is all within your reach.

7- A woman never forgets things, she remembers what hurts her more. Avoid negative words.

8- A woman can be very secretive... often when they prove to men that they are strong, they go without you and share their sorrows with their friends. Make your woman your best friend.

9- All women like to ask for things they like. Men often miss this. Help them behave like babies whenever they want.

10- All women have a unique character, their presence may not be noticed but their absence makes everything interesting.

10- If she loves you, she can do everything you ask her as long as it makes you happy, so don't force her to love you.

11- If you don't take care of her, she will find someone who will. They are always there because she chose you.

12- If a woman really loves you, she will be shy to even ask you for money, but don't wait to ask like a gentleman.

If you have a good woman in your life, protect her...stay close. Give her your love generously... 💓🌹

19/09/2023

𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒: 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝟏𝟗𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐓
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𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏 Becky akutana na Blacky The Assasin
Becky alitoka nje,amevimba yake yote,alafu Moh,akamfuata akamwangalia akasmile,kisha kuona Tito anakuja,akaambia Tito,kuna kitu Becky anataka kukuambia😂😂Tito ameboeka an Moh hadi akaambia Becky,bonga na sister yako,ju mashetani zangu zikipanda,hatapenda,umwon! an umwon vizuri. Becky alimwambia hata usimuite sister yangu eish.

Mwanaume,Junior akiwa nyumbani,ameshinda kulala,anakumbuka tu vile Becky alimwambia,ati aliambia Jeff,babake alikufa. Hii kitu inapea Junior mawazo sana,"yani mimi nilikufa"🤣🤣akiwa hao,Trisha alikuja akamshtua na akamuuliza babey,ushawai fikira us having kids? Junior akashangaa but as the end akamwambia,I cant waot for you to be the father of our children. Junior pia akamwambia I cant wait too,for you to be mother to our children na akamuuliza tutatoa wapi? Trisha akamwambia si ni kwa magoti alah🤣🤣"Jayden ananiuliza,daddy mimi alitoka kwa magoti"😒😒😒

Siku iliyofuata,asubuhi na mapema, Moh ashaamka,make kiasi ako ready kuenda kazini,its her first day na inabidi ang'ara hata kuliko boss🤣🤣wanja akajiwekea, ponds kidogo,yuko tayari sasa na akamchukua Jeff wakaondoka mbele ya Becky,mako...makosa. Kwa nini. Hebu tuone Becky ako wapi.

Becky yeye aliraukia bafu kuoga maji baridi na akaacha akina Moh wakijitayarisha na already washaenda na hata Tito pia ashaondoka. Becky ndio huyu, ametoka bafuni, kasabuni kamepita kwa mwili vizuuiri anafeel fresh,lakini kuingia tu kwa nyumba hivi,mbele yake! Blacky The Assasin. Becky alishtuka kwanza lakini tena akatulia ju hakutarajia kuona mtu amekaa kwake na ameeka kisu kwa meza,akamuuliza bro,unafanya nini kwangu? Blacky hamjibu amenyamaza tu,Becky akamwambia boss,ebu kwanza toa hiyo kisu kwa meza unajua ni tabia mbaya sana kuweka kisu na k**a hutaongea, ukichoka uondoke uende na ujue pia naondoka na yafaa nifunge mlango🤣🤣Blacky hashtuki,amenyamaza tu kwanza amejifunga

18/09/2023

AMA KITOVU NI MASIKIO YA TUMBO NDIO MAANA HUWA TUNASIKIA NJAA 🙄🙄😂👊

18/09/2023

Nataka kuama hii ploti, mtoto wa landlord amepata mimba na anakuanga muongo saana🤣🤣🤣🤣

17/09/2023

I want to make it clear that my phone number doesn't begin with #

11/03/2023

Mwanaume ukihave s*x na dem, never cum💦💦 b4 a lady cums💦💦i repeat never cm b4 a lady cums💦💦 ukimwaga kbla dem hajamwaga hautakuwa umemridhisha, najua kuna wanaume hawajui kuwa wanawake pia wanamwaga😂😂😂, after all romance licking, fi*****ng her and kising her deeply, msimamishe kiss her while touching her hair, nyonya matiti yake mpka isimame k**a missel😋😋😋, mwambie beb you have a nice soft ass so yummy mwaaaah na ukiss yy💋💋💋💋, anza na missionary style, mwambie apanue mguu kbsa, akishapanua, kbla hujaingiza mjulus🍆🍆 gongesha apo juu ya p***y, unajua kila mahali ukiingia bn bisha hodi bn, guza guza c**t na omuzigidi🍆 kisha kiss her deeply na umshw beb, naiweka sasa, anza pole pole pole pole, Ingiza toa ingiza toa🤣🤣huku ukikiss matiti na kuzidara dara, kisha mwambie akae 🐶 style, mwambie alala na tumbo kisha ainue rasa juu kbsa na avunje kiuno, nakuambia hyo mzinga ya asali hurudi nyuma na kujiseti vifiti the omuzigidi and eskanunu they be directly proportional to each other, tumbukiza kitu ndani bro, ingia zigzag na nguvu huku ukimdara na makises ikitamba😘😘😘, ata akijaribu kukusukuma usijali sukuma kitu hadi kileleni😛😛, no laughing kumbuka its a bedroom bully, wacha akuite with all sorts of names, ooooh my GOD beb aki unanimaliza swee plz🤣🤣your killing me,,, usisikie hyo sukuma kitu ndani ndani, thn reduce speed pump slow by slow, huku ikislap na kupapasa nyash yake,
🙈🙈🙈 ukiona unataka kucum toa mjulus ndani na uanze kumkiss kiss na kumfinger, akichukua mjulus yako na airudishe ndani, mweke tena missionary style ukiona dem amekukaza 💪💪na mguu na mkono k**a spanner ya lorry ujue ako ready ku cum😋😋💦💦, f*k soooo hard mpaka uhakikishe mumemwaga same, 🤝🤞afu mupanguze, and wipe her well, mulalishe vizuri kwa bed apumzike mpikie napia umuimbie ama umuchekeshe kiasi.
Women only require 3things true love, care, and respect. Treat your lady like there's no any other man better than you. Don't love a million girls,,,, no, love your girl

26/02/2023

WHen boys get h***y

The 🍆rises and gets hard

WHEN A WOMAN IS HORÑY.

Her puššy swells..

Clitøris enlarges and tickled..

Añus dilates..

Heart beats faster..

Temperature rises...

Pvssy gets wet

Nipplês gets thicker and hardened....

Emotions gushes through her face..

Countenance seems needy...

She forgets heavenly race..

She forgets she is a choir in the church..

She looses her home training..

Her father's warnings doesn't count anymore...

Her mothers pleadings falls on deaf ears..

She is ready to be rammed and slaughtered

Her wómb calls for puncturing...

Her bræst wants to be dealt with..

Her vag*na walls begs for healing...

She is about to die...

In the next 5minutes, if no one answers...

The gate man would loose his job..

The plumber becomes attractive...

Her laundry man is in the detail..

Her colleague at work becomes attractive...

Her landlords son is her ideal man...

She can't hold it anymore...

No one is coming through...

Cucumber is winking at her..

Even bottle becomes sedüctive...

Hmmmmmm Women 🙄😒🚶🚶🚶

Fear Women.
Tãñüí Tãñüí Wå ÊldørëtdTãñüí Wå ÊldørëtëTãñüí Wå Êldørëta hio

29/01/2023

Mbona😩

😭😭🙆jana nilikuwa naenda tao tukiwa njiani,mama mmoja akasema ameibiwa simu yake💔Makanga wa hiyo gari akasema tutangoja tufike tao ndio abiria wote wapigwe search,hakuna abiria aliye shushwa njiani👊gari likafika Commercial sasa kila abiria alikuwa anashuka mmoja baada ya mwingine unapigwa search ndio uende
Sasa ikafika my turn,nilikuwa nimeshikilia phone📱yangu alafu huyo mama kuiona tu hivi hata haku confirm k**a ni yake au la!
Akapoint hiyo phone yangu na akasema ndio hii my iPhone 💔mm nikashtuka kwanza kabla sijajieleza watu wakaanza kunipiga mawe wakisema mimi ni mwizi😭
Mm nilikosa la kufanya ila tu ni kungoja kifo changu sasa💔
Punde polisi wawili wakapita hapo wakapata nisha pokea kichapo cha mbwa😭
Huyu naye amefanya nini?
Wakajibiwa ni mwizi!!!🙆🙆💔
Hao polisi walijaribu kunisikiza nikawaeleza yaliyojiri kisha wakamwita huyo mama na hiyo phone📱
Mama akaambiwa aweke hiyo phone password waone k**a ni yake
Akajaribu akapata hiyo simu sio yake huzunii ukaanza kuniingia zaidi juu nimepigwa bure😭mathee akiendelea kuhojiwa akapewa phone ingine aweke number yake apige asikie penye phone yake ipo,💔phone yake ikapokewa na mtoto wake akamwambia 'Mum ulisahau phone yako kwa nyumba🙆'
Nikiwa pale chini nishindwe la kufanya yule Mama akaniambia pole akaambiwa na hao makarao anifidie juu ya kufanya mm kuumizwa bure,Mama akafungua handbag yake akaniandikia a cheque worth 500K 🔥
Kwenda kuipokea hiyo cheque hivi🖐️
Alarm ya simu yangu ili ring kumbe ni morning nikaamka kwenda mjengo💔💔💔😁😁😁

16/09/2022

How to survive in Nairobi My Kalenjin Brothers and Sisters, Welcome.

Rule No.1

Ukikatiwa Mtura, mwambie aonje moja. Akisema ameshiba ama ako sawa, jua ni paka.

Rule No.2

Usiwahi salimia mtu kwa mkono. Hallo! Hallo! Na mdomo. In fact, hio ndio kazi ya earphones. Kufanya usiskie salamu ukiwa town.

Rule No. 3

Usiwahi kubali kuombewa town. Wewe utageuka wa kuomba watu fare bila kujua. Utapoteza time na kila kitu uko nacho.

Rule No. 4

Mtu akisema amepotea town, mwambie atumie google maps ama aongee na Soja. Ukimwonyesha njia, wewe utapotea njia. Hapa sitaeleza sana

Rule No. 6

Ukiwa Globe ama OTC, usitumie simu dirisha ikiwa wazi. Utauziwa hio simu ukifika town/CBD.

Rule No. 7

Ukiitwa brathe town ama siste, jua it's about to go down. Unataka kuuziwa kitu wameiba ama unataka kuibiwa kitu utauziwa. Run!

Rule No. 8

Hapa sasa ndio kila mtu anafaa kuwa attentive. Ukiskia wanasema kiatu mia... Skiza vizuri hio mia wanasema mara ngapi? Ukiskia 'kiatu mia' jua hio ni 100. Ukiskia "kiatu mia, mia pekee" hio ni 200. Ukiskia " kiatu mia,mia,mia" hio ni 300. Akili mtu wangu.

Rule No. 9

Ukitaka kucross njia Nairobi, hata ikiwa one way, angalia both ways. Wasee wa nduthi huwa ni k**a wako na shule yao ya driving special. Utadhani njia iko clear kumbe Njoro wa Nduthi amekuja na speed. Usishangae ukiona watu wanaangalia both sides kwa one way road. 😀

Rule No. 10

The best is saved for last. Hii ndio Mama yao. It's a whole topic on Introduction to How to survive in Nairobi. TREAT EVERYONE AS A SUSPECT. Ndio maana inaitwa NAIROBBERY. Nikiexplain nitaharibu. Hapa inahitaji tu Character Development ndio uelewe. 😂

ukiwa Nairobi all the time kaa ready
Good evening 😊

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