Merlin fans

14/10/2022

Leo niliingia mall fulani tao nikapotelea ndani nikaamua kuvuta fegi ndo nitolewe uko na security

14/10/2022

Na madem muache Kulala mkitravel, Kuna mwingine hapa ameshout eti "Vaa Condom kwanza" alafu badala watu wamuangalie wananiangalia mimi😢🤣

14/10/2022

What is happening with M-PESA, l have been trying to send Ksh 5000 to all my Facebook friends in appreciation of all the jokes and meaningful discussions, nice pictures, inspirational messages and even for your images and videos but it doesn't go through. Can somebody try to send to me Ksh 500 right now to check whether the problem is from my phone ama?

Thanks

14/10/2022

Born to win amepata CAT 0/30

14/10/2022

It's English time

Teacher: Give an example of a verb
Student: Went
Teacher: Good. Use it in a sentence
Student: Maria Go Went to town
Teacher: If you use went, you don't have to use go
Student: Go is the family name of Maria🤣

14/10/2022

My bro was dating a High school girl. Sasa wakakosana and the girl texted him "22". Sasa Bro anashangaa what that means, kumbe ametusiwa "tumbili". 🤣🤣🤣🤣We are here with my sisters and mum still crying 😭

14/10/2022

Me: dad, I got 30 in Maths, 33 in physics and 35 in Chemistry. Total 98

Dad: You are very poor in Maths, Chemistry and physics but you're very good in total, you should consider doing PhD. in Total🤣🤣

14/10/2022

Jamaa mmoja alienda Kwa mganga ili afunzwe ku tabiri. Mganga aka muambie avue trouser na ainame. Mganga akaanza kumu paka siagi kwenye makalio...Kwa mshango jamaa akauliza mganga
"Kwani unataka kuni fira"?
Mganga naye akajibu
"Naona usha jua ku tabiri"

14/10/2022

Me mtu natambua ni Daudi.
Daudi Kaomba,
Daudi Kanyimwa.
Daudi Kabaka!

14/10/2022

Snails can be eaten too. To prepare it, you need to remove it from the shell by adding it to almost boiling water. When the shell is out, continue boiling it to get rid of all the mucus. You can opt to eat it when boiled or fried.

14/10/2022

This not even my problem, the problem is that the Distance between Egypt and Israel is about 613 Km, but it took Moses and the Israelites 40 years to complete their Journey.
On the average each day, they walked 43 metres! Day and night!.
Yes 43 meters almost half of what Usain Bolt was doing in 5 seconds.
"I just wish Moses was alive to explain this laziness!"

03/10/2022

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=taxylMELdyU&t=0s

https://youtu.be/taxylMELdyU