03/01/2015
The Massey 3.5
Kitty she was scowlin ,fray all the time i spent
a drillinn and a hammerin on and on it went
She swore she was fray leavin, time and time again
I've had me fill of tractors and had enough of men
a wheeled her out last Sunday as proud as man could be
the neighbours were all stirrin and a wanted all tae see
Kitty roared wi laughter and said i was an ass
git on say's I immed yet lee, we're takin her tae mass
The Priest he was astounded when I asked him for to bless
this stunning we red girl o mine, in all her fancy dress
he takes one look at Kitty and mumbles holy jive
not her says i thats sacred, its the MASSEY THREE POINT FIVE
Composed and restored by Yours Truly