16/08/2026
What an absolutely CHAOTIC week we've had π€£π and I swear the 6 weeks are trying to finish me off!!
Started with a pool party at a besties which was total carnage... and somehow included her getting some new ink ππ€£
Then the boys got new Gel Blaster guns π« so obviously it was full on commando mode over the field and through the forest with their Dad... which naturally resulted in several injuries ππ€£
Then we've had a total eclipse and shooting stars π π«
Sleepovers and midnight feasts π©πͺπ«
Party planning... which of course meant me making cute little centrepieces, a photo frame and erm... attempting a balloon arch ππ€£π
And then finally the beautiful 16th birthday party we'd all been looking forward to πβ€οΈ
Everyone dressed up.
Everyone excited.
Party going brilliantly...
For approximately ONE HOUR. π€¦ββοΈ
Because of course Harvey then falls and absolutely FACE PLANTS the floor ππ
Chipped tooth βοΈ
Cut and swollen gums βοΈ
Blood EVERYWHERE βοΈπ«
Grazed hands βοΈ
Knees βοΈ
Elbows βοΈ
Then we get him home, undress him and discover even MORE injuries π«£π
I mean look at the poor bloody kid!! πβ€οΈ
So yeah... we've made some absolutely brilliant memories this week but apparently we can't do that without at least one trip home looking like we've been in battle π€£π
Please tell me everyone else's 6 weeks are this chaotic?! π
Because at this rate I'm sending these kids back to school wrapped entirely in bubble wrap π€£π€£