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🧱 Big news from JamJarToys HQ!We've given the website a major spring refresh — every one of our 5,000+ genuine LEGO part...
30/03/2026

🧱 Big news from JamJarToys HQ!
We've given the website a major spring refresh — every one of our 5,000+ genuine LEGO parts now has a proper description, better photos and a much easier browsing experience.
And in case you didn't know:
⭐ Buy 3-5 items — save 5%
⭐ Buy 6-9 items — save 7%
⭐ Buy 10+ items — save 10%
No codes. No fuss. Automatic at checkout.
Plus every order over £15 gets a free upgrade to Royal Mail Tracked 48 🚀
Come and have a browse — link in bio 👆

🎸 1-2-3-4! 🥁Hey ho, LEtsGO! We’re forming in a straight line……and immediately losing formation because someone spotted a...
26/02/2026

🎸 1-2-3-4! 🥁
Hey ho, LEtsGO! We’re forming in a straight line…
…and immediately losing formation because someone spotted an ice cream van. 🍦

JamJarToys is hitting pause TOMORROW NIGHT for a legendary (and slightly chaotic) Minifig Holiday.

The minifigs have downed tools, grabbed tiny guitars, and gone on tour break. Orders placed before Friday night ship as usual. After that, we’re OOO until March 8th.

There will be a beach mosh pit.
There will be sand in places sand should never be.
There will be at least one minifig insisting they packed sunscreen (they did not). 🏖️😎

📦 Order before tomorrow night = ships as normal.
📦 Order after = your minifigs are waiting backstage until March 8th.

Grab your bricks now — or come back to a Sorting Table that looks like a tiny punk festival happened and nobody cleaned up. 🎸🧱

Don’t be the minifig yelling:
“WAIT— I STILL NEED A DARK ORANGE WIG!”
at a closed shop window.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:Our minifig staff have spotted a beach… and now they’re counting down the minutes. 🏖️We’re g...
24/02/2026

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Our minifig staff have spotted a beach… and now they’re counting down the minutes. 🏖️

We’re giving you fair warning before the great flip-flop migration begins:
📅 We close THIS FRIDAY NIGHT (27th Feb) and reopen 7th March

Right now the team is still working hard:
• Packing orders like heroes 🦸
• Rescuing lost heads from the Sorting Table of Doom
• Politely pretending they’re not already mentally on holiday

But from Friday Night…
🌴 Sun loungers will be occupied
🚢 One minifig has booked a cruise
🍦 Someone is “just nipping for an ice cream” and we may never see them again

So if you need bits posting before the tiny staff unionise and head for the beach — now’s your moment 😅

We’ll be back soon, tanned (yellow), refreshed, and ready to reunite heads with the correct bodies.

🚨 JANUARY SALE – MINIFIG EDITION 🚨Your minifig army is under-accessorised.Don’t argue. You know it’s true.🧱 JamJarToys J...
15/01/2026

🚨 JANUARY SALE – MINIFIG EDITION 🚨
Your minifig army is under-accessorised.
Don’t argue. You know it’s true.
🧱 JamJarToys January Sale
✨ 10% OFF EVERYTHING ✨
(minifigures, accessories, body parts included)
Need a new helmet?
A sword?
That one accessory you definitely don’t need but absolutely want?
⏰ ENDS SATURDAY — after that, the minifigs pay full price and they WILL judge you.
🛒 Grab it now. Your figures deserve better.

Get ready to dive headfirst into the chaotic world of minifigure mayhem because our January Sale is officially ON! 🥳 Ser...
31/12/2025

Get ready to dive headfirst into the chaotic world of minifigure mayhem because our January Sale is officially ON! 🥳 Seriously, just look at this picture – it's basically our entire inventory of LEGO minifigures and accessories throwing the wildest, most epic party ever. 🎉

We tried to organise them, we really did, but when you tell a tiny LEGO person there's 10% off EVERYTHING, they tend to lose their minds a little. We've got minifigures spilling out of jars like they're escaping Alcatraz, a rhino-riding adventurer looking absolutely thrilled with the stampede, and even a unicyclist trying to navigate the festive string lights. ✨ It's pure, unadulterated minifigure pandemonium, and we wouldn't have it any other way!

So, if you've been eyeing that rare minifig, or your current collection needs a serious accessory upgrade, now's the time! Head over to Jamjartoys and grab yourself a piece of the action (and a sweet 10% off!). Just try not to get trampled by the joyous minifig rush. 😉

Christmas shopping has officially begun… and so has the annual festive breakdown at JamJarToys HQ. 🎄🧱😂Our elves attempte...
09/12/2025

Christmas shopping has officially begun… and so has the annual festive breakdown at JamJarToys HQ. 🎄🧱😂
Our elves attempted to build the “perfect Christmas tree” this year.
Instead, they accidentally created:
✔️ A leaning tower of pine-scented regret
✔️ A gravity-defying elf trampoline
✔️ A full-scale brick avalanche
✔️ A workplace incident report waiting to happen
Highlights include:
– One elf dangling from a bauble like he’s auditioning for Cirque du Soleil
– Another buried under 400+ bricks holding a sign that simply says “SEND SPARE PIECES!”
– A third elf who has accepted his fate and is now part of the tree
– And a big cheery sign in the back encouraging everyone to BUILD RESPONSIBLY, which feels like sarcasm at this point
Meanwhile shoppers stroll by like “Ah yes, the magic of the season.”
And honestly? Same.
Happy Christmas shopping, folks — may your builds be sturdy, your ornaments stay attached, and your elves remain upright. 😅🎁

Welcome to the official kickoff of Xmas Shopping Season at JamJarToys, where the elves are definitely not prepared and t...
05/12/2025

Welcome to the official kickoff of Xmas Shopping Season at JamJarToys, where the elves are definitely not prepared and the reindeer did NOT sign up for this. 🎄🧱😂
Santa’s “highly trained” crew is out here practicing emergency delivery drills and… well… the results are mixed:
– One elf is clinging to a reindeer like he’s riding a runaway rollercoaster
– Another is yeeting presents into the void with Olympic-level enthusiasm but zero accuracy
– The sleigh appears to have entered “full send” mode
– And someone built a Christmas tree so wobbly it collapses every time an elf sneezes
Meanwhile, the banner proudly shouts XMAS SHOPPING SEASON – STRAP IN!, which feels less like a friendly announcement and more like a warning from someone who knows what’s coming.
So hold onto your bricks, your baubles, and your sanity —
because the elves are already in chaos, the gifts are flying, and Christmas shopping is officially ON. ✨🎁

Welcome to the Official JamJarToys Sale Closing Ceremony, where tensions are high, bricks are everywhere, and one giant ...
01/12/2025

Welcome to the Official JamJarToys Sale Closing Ceremony, where tensions are high, bricks are everywhere, and one giant red button stands between us and freedom. 😅🧱
The team has gathered for this historic moment:
– The manager looks like he’s about to deliver a TED Talk titled “Why We Deserve a Nap After Black Friday”
– One poor lad is gripping that pole like he’s disarming a bomb
– Three others are genuinely questioning their life choices
– And the builder in the hard hat is seconds from yelling, “WAIT, I HAVEN’T CHECKED OUT YET!”
Meanwhile, the big red button is sitting there like:
“SALE ENDS TONIGHT… press me if you dare.”
This is it. The FINAL hours. The LAST chance. The moment before the internet explodes with “Did I miss the sale??” messages.
So grab your parts, grab your minifigures, grab your dignity (if you still have it)
because when that button goes down… it’s all over! 😆
🧱❤️

BREAKING NEWS from JamJar Toys Santa’s Workshop: the elves have officially lost the plot. 🎅🧱😂Black Friday went live and ...
28/11/2025

BREAKING NEWS from JamJar Toys Santa’s Workshop: the elves have officially lost the plot. 🎅🧱😂
Black Friday went live and within seconds the whole workshop turned into the North Pole version of a panic button:
– Santa’s standing in the middle like he just realised Christmas is less than a month away
– One elf is clinging to a shelf with a sign that basically screams “SEND HELP!”
– Another is trying to organise bricks but keeps getting buried alive
– There’s an elf pushing a wheelbarrow full of chaos and zero direction
– And somewhere in the back there's an elf who’s absolutely pretending he’s “got this under control” (he does not)
Santa wanted “holiday spirit”… instead he got a full-scale festive meltdown powered by tiny plastic bricks.
Meanwhile the rest of us?
Just happily filling our carts because the Black Friday sale is LIVE and the elves will just have to survive on hot cocoa and determination. ☕💥
Happy building, brave shoppers!
🎄🧱

The JamJarToys Black Friday countdown machine is in FULL MELTDOWN MODE 🤣🧱The sale ends on the 30th, and the LEGO enginee...
27/11/2025

The JamJarToys Black Friday countdown machine is in FULL MELTDOWN MODE 🤣🧱
The sale ends on the 30th, and the LEGO engineers are not coping well with the pressure:
– One minifigure is desperately clinging to the side like this is an action movie
– Another is yelling “SOMEONE ADD MORE TIME!” even though that’s not how clocks OR sales work
– The guy on the floor? He fainted when the timer hit 3 seconds
– The boss with the clipboard is pretending everything is “on schedule”
– And the rest of the tiny town is running around like bricks in a tumble dryer
Meanwhile the countdown keeps ticking and everyone’s inner monologue is basically “QUICK, GET ONE MORE PART BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!” 😅🔥
The sale ends November 30th — no extensions, no time machines, no extra bricks to stack onto the clock.
Get in while you still can… before the countdown crew fully loses their detachable heads.
🧱😂

Behind-the-scenes at JamJarToys during Black Friday: the highly trained LEGO Construction Crew™ assembling the giant SAL...
25/11/2025

Behind-the-scenes at JamJarToys during Black Friday: the highly trained LEGO Construction Crew™ assembling the giant SALE LIVE sign. 💥🧱
Things are going okay-ish 🤣
– One worker is upside down for reasons nobody understands
– Another is supervising with a clipboard like he absolutely knows what he’s doing
– Someone brought a wheelbarrow full of bricks but not a single useful tool
– Dave from aisle 3 keeps shouting “STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY!” despite not knowing what it means
– And the health & safety officer has simply… given up
Meanwhile customers are already queueing outside like “Hurry up, my wallet’s overheating.” 🔥🤑
The sale is LIVE, the chaos is REAL, and the minifigures are doing their best (…it’s not great, but it is enthusiastic).
Happy Black Friday weekend, builders!
🧱😂

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