03/05/2026
I thought I’d quickly clean her leaves before getting on with my day…
That was 3 hours ago 😅
One leaf turned into ten,
ten turned into a full inspection,
and now I’m questioning my life choices while she just sits there looking expensive.
At this point I don’t own a plant.
I work for her.
She’s living her best life…
and I’m on leaf number 27 with no end in sight.
Should I be proud or concerned at this point? 😂🌿