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As the nineteenth century drew to a close and fun things like poorhouses and penal transportation fell out of favor, there wasn't much to amuse the English people. So a group of pioneering young folk - drinking buddies in fact - decided to spend all their spare cash on pointless articles, like life-size statues of William Gladstone and cooking utensils that the Irish had fashioned out of potatoes.

Suddenly every day seemed so much better and, though their pockets felt a little lighter and they noticed their children becoming malnourished, life finally seemed meaningful. When friends would accuse them of recklessness they'd laugh and reply, 'I'd never be irresponsible with my money. I'm not THAT drunk'. And, waking up after drunken nights to discover themselves surrounded by objects such as porcelain bananas and roman military attire, members of the group could be heard to exclaim things like, 'Bloody hell, I wasn't THAT drunk was I?'

The tradition endures. What those fine people began we today continue. Catering to those who are fond of a tipple and late night browse, we offer the finest in online shopping. If you think you're drunk enough... The best (and only) drunk shopping website on the internet since 1890 http://www.imnotthatdrunk.com