11/06/2026
football mums, tell me this isn’t just my house… ⚽😂
one muddy football kit.
one football bag that could clear a room.
approximately 7 million little black astroturf bits.
and one shin pad that’s gone missing without a trace.
fresh cotton was immediately called in for emergency duty and, thankfully, my house now smells clean, fresh and comforting again.
tomorrow we’ll be back at it, searching for that missing shin pad like it’s a national treasure. 🫡
if you’ve never tried fresh cotton before, it’s one of those scents that makes your home feel freshly cleaned, cosy and put together… even when football season says otherwise. 🤍🕯️
drop a ⚽ if you’re a football parent, and tell me the weirdest place you’ve ever found a missing shin pad!