05/14/2026
Mmmmm… Small parts may be a choking hazard ⚠️
🔴Tiny pieces may spontaneously vanish into alternate dimensions (also known as “the floor”).
🔴Sudden outbursts of “WHERE DID THAT GO?!” are normal and should not be interrupted.
🔴Glue, paint, and sharp tools are present — both intentional and accidental bonding may occur.
🔴User may experience time distortion (5 minutes = 3 hours).
🔴Side effects include intense satisfaction, mild frustration, and an uncontrollable urge to start “just one more kit.”
🔴If side effects haven’t worn off in more than 24 hours please consult your local hobby shop.