Your Third Arm

01/22/2026

01/20/2026

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
Jenny Joseph

01/20/2026

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-DO! ✨
Look, let’s be real. My union contract with the Fairy Council is pretty specific. As much as I’d love to help, there are a few things I simply cannot do for you:
🚫 Manifest your Prince Charming. (Trust me, if I had that spell, I’d be using it on my own weekends.)
🚫 Turn your household vermin into Noble Steeds. (The mice stay mice, though I can certainly help you find a humane way to show them the door.)
🚫 Transform a garden gourd into a luxury chariot. (Your pumpkin is destined for a pie, not the highway. Safety first, people.)
HOWEVER...
If you’re looking for someone to handle the stuff that actually keeps you awake at night, that is where the real magic happens. 🪄
What I CAN do:
✅ Wave a wand over your grocery list and have it appear in your kitchen while you’re still at work.
✅ Clear the "Digital Cobwebs" from your inbox so you can actually see your wallpaper again.
✅ Conquer the "Scroll of Doom" (that never-ending to-do list) so you can finally put your feet up and enjoy a cup of tea.
I’m the extra hand you’ve been wishing for—the one that handles the "doing" so you can get back to the "living."
Rooted in Integrity. Bound by Trust. Powered by a little bit of Godmother grit.
Got a wishlist that needs a "Do"? Let’s chat at your kitchen table. ☕✨
www.yourthirdarm.ca
[email protected]

01/20/2026

01/17/2026

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Jenny Joseph

01/17/2026

Consider it Done. Consider it Handled. ✨

This is what reclaiming your time looks like: Fresh groceries, important mail sorted, and you? Free to focus on what truly matters.

Your Third Arm isn't just about errands; it's about giving you back control over your schedule and peace of mind. Let me take on the tasks that drain your energy, so you can infuse magic back into your day.

Ready to turn your "to-do" into "done"? Send me a message!

01/17/2026

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-DO! ✨
I’m the extra hand you’ve been wishing for. Errand running, admin support, and sanity-saving magic for busy lives in Central Alberta.

01/17/2026

Meet the "Wand" Behind the Work 🪄

Hi! I’m Cheryl, and I’m the one who decided that "having it all" shouldn't mean "doing it all" until you collapse.

I’m the founder of Your Third Arm, but around here, I’m leaning more into the role of Wicked Godmother. Why "Wicked"? Because I’ve got the humor to survive a Costco run on a Saturday, the grit to tackle a digital inbox that hasn't been cleared since 2019, and the adventure-seeking spirit to handle the errands you’d rather ignore.

A few things you should know about me:

☕ I’m a Kitchen Table kind of person. I believe the best plans are made over a hot cup of tea (or coffee, if the "Scroll of Doom" is particularly long).

🕵️ I’m a detail-detective. If you need the specific brand of gluten-free crackers that only one store carries, I’ll find them.

😂 I believe laughter is the best survival skill. Life is chaotic. We might as well have a laugh while I’m organizing your chaos into order.

I didn’t start this business just to run errands; I started it to give people their time back. Whether you’re a busy professional, a senior who needs a hand, or a parent just trying to see the bottom of the laundry basket—I’m here to be your "Third Arm."

I’m local, I’m ready, and my wand (and clipboard) are primed.

Have a question? Want to see if your "Wishlist" is something I can tackle? Drop a comment below or send me a message. Let’s make some magic happen! ✨

01/17/2026

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-DO! ✨

Look, let’s be real. My union contract with the Fairy Council is pretty specific. As much as I’d love to help, there are a few things I simply cannot do for you:

🚫 Manifest your Prince Charming. (Trust me, if I had that spell, I’d be using it on my own weekends.)
🚫 Turn your household vermin into Noble Steeds. (The mice stay mice, though I can certainly help you find a humane way to show them the door.)
🚫 Transform a garden gourd into a luxury chariot. (Your pumpkin is destined for a pie, not the highway. Safety first, people.)

HOWEVER...

If you’re looking for someone to handle the stuff that actually keeps you awake at night, that is where the real magic happens. 🪄

What I CAN do:
✅ Wave a wand over your grocery list and have it appear in your kitchen while you’re still at work.
✅ Clear the "Digital Cobwebs" from your inbox so you can actually see your wallpaper again.
✅ Conquer the "Scroll of Doom" (that never-ending to-do list) so you can finally put your feet up and enjoy a cup of tea.

I’m the extra hand you’ve been wishing for—the one that handles the "doing" so you can get back to the "living."

Rooted in Integrity. Bound by Trust. Powered by a little bit of Godmother grit.

Got a wishlist that needs a "Do"? Let’s chat at your kitchen table. ☕✨

www.yourthirdarm.ca
[email protected]

To be the silent partner in your success. We provide the extra set of hands you need to bridge the gap between "overwhelmed" and "on top of it," so you can focus on the things you want to do.