21/06/2026
I’m exactly what no one wants to see at Luup.
Side note: today I took it one step too far and actually pulled some time behind the coffee machine. People were trying to hide their ‘if you’re making, then maybe not’ faces. I get it.
But mostly, I’m a business owner with a camera, an insatiable appetite for footage and a hunger for an angle or a person or a movement I haven’t captured before. Because social media is a thirsty beast. But I’m absolutely parched.
Signs I might be lurking nearby include:
Staff suddenly ducking for kitchen cover.
Neck-throwing eye rolls.
Deep sighs and Any Minute Now resignations.
But don’t worry, people.
Apart from accosting everyone I meet and assuring them that they’ll look good and it’s only a snippet, I’m relentless.
See you here.