The Lazy Homebird

The Lazy Homebird We’re here to aggressively celebrate your brilliant, chaotic, neurospicy existence — one aggressively adorable item at a time. Books ruining your life?

Excellent. Brain wired like a malfunctioning supercomputer? Welcome home. Q***r & proud? We see you.

🚨 NEW ARRIVALS 🚨Your books are naked. I said what I said.Fix it with these handmade dust jackets, book sleeves, ereader ...
12/08/2025

🚨 NEW ARRIVALS 🚨
Your books are naked. I said what I said.

Fix it with these handmade dust jackets, book sleeves, ereader sleeves, and bookmarks before the poor things catch a chill.

📚 Hot prints, limited stock — blink and you’ll be crying in the checkout queue.

Which unhinged little sticker matches your unhinged little star sign? I asked the cosmos. They screamed back.Some of you...
01/07/2025

Which unhinged little sticker matches your unhinged little star sign? I asked the cosmos. They screamed back.

Some of you are “I will ruin my own life for ✨fun✨” and some of you are “I scheduled my emotional breakdown for Thursday at 2.” Either way, I’ve got the sticker your chaotic soul deserves.

🔗 https://thelazyhomebird.com

🛒 Don’t fight fate.

Which unhinged little sticker matches your unhinged little star sign? I asked the cosmos. They screamed back.Some of you...
01/07/2025

Which unhinged little sticker matches your unhinged little star sign? I asked the cosmos. They screamed back.

Some of you are “I will ruin my own life for ✨fun✨” and some of you are “I scheduled my emotional breakdown for Thursday at 2.” Either way, I’ve got the sticker your chaotic soul deserves.

🔗 thelazyhomebird.com

🛒 Link in bio. Don’t fight fate.

Do you feel personally attacked by your ever-growing TBR pile? Do you whisper sweet nothings to your books at night and ...
27/06/2025

Do you feel personally attacked by your ever-growing TBR pile? Do you whisper sweet nothings to your books at night and occasionally sniff them (no judgment)? Then behold, the “I Need to Read” enamel pin – a wearable cry for help… or maybe just an aesthetic declaration of your literary hunger.

This little open book beauty is perfect for:

- Threatening your friends with unsolicited plot summaries.
- Summoning fictional characters into your dreams.
Intimidating your unread books into submission (they still won’t read themselves, sorry).
- Pin it to your jacket, tote, or whatever surface needs a little bibliophile flair. Bonus points if you wear it while dramatically sighing in bookstores.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to alphabetise your shelves at 2AM.

👉 🛒 https://thelazyhomebird.com/products/i-need-to-read-lapel-pin

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🛒 EOFYS 2025 SALE 🛒25% OFF.Everything.Yes, even the gift cards.Yes, we’re okay (no we’re not).Stickers? Discounted.Pins?...
27/06/2025

🛒 EOFYS 2025 SALE 🛒

25% OFF.
Everything.
Yes, even the gift cards.
Yes, we’re okay (no we’re not).

Stickers? Discounted.
Pins? Discounted.
Crocheted emotional support creatures? Discounted.
Gift cards for your equally chaotic friends? ALSO DISCOUNTED.

We don’t know who approved this.
We don’t care.

📦 Limited stock.
🧠 Even more limited impulse control.
🛒 https://thelazyhomebird.com/

No code needed!

Sale ends 30 June 2025 @ 11:59pm ACST (Adelaide time).

✨ Shop now or forever hold your emotional damage. ✨

Tired of boring, sensible tote bags that scream “I recycle kale”? Enter the Ghostface Softboi™ Tote — a lavender-hued em...
22/06/2025

Tired of boring, sensible tote bags that scream “I recycle kale”? Enter the Ghostface Softboi™ Tote — a lavender-hued emotional rollercoaster you can wear on your shoulder.

Featuring everyone’s favourite phone-obsessed slasher in the middle of a full-blown rom-com meltdown, this bag is perfect for carrying your groceries, emotional baggage, or cursed VHS tapes. With a bold black-and-white print that says “I may stab, but I also feel”, this tote doesn’t just hold stuff — it holds space for your drama.

Specs? Who cares. It’s big enough to fit your existential dread, your ex’s hoodie, and probably a small haunted doll.

Grab this bag. Become the main character. Cry in public, but fashionably.

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Introducing the two chaotic goblins of your reading life: Squibbles the Octopus and The Flower That Sees All.📚 Squibbles...
21/06/2025

Introducing the two chaotic goblins of your reading life: Squibbles the Octopus and The Flower That Sees All.

📚 Squibbles is not just a bookmark. He is a tiny sea creature with dreams, regrets, and 8 mildly aggressive tentacles. He’s here to dangle ominously from the pages of your romance novel like he knows something you don’t (he does). He’s blue, he’s squishy, and he has absolutely no respect for personal space. Don’t ask where he’s been. Just let him mark your spot and whisper secrets from the ocean abyss (aka chapter 17).

🌼 The Flower That Sees All (you may call her Petal if you’re weak) is cute. Too cute. Suspiciously cute. With a perfectly innocent yellow button center and dainty crocheted layers, she lures you in like a siren and then watches—silently—judging your every plot prediction and snack choice. She’s the bookmark equivalent of that one friend who always knows when you’re lying. You didn’t stop reading at the end of the chapter, did you? She knows. She always knows.

Each one is handmade, slightly feral, and ready to be your new emotional support creature. Choose your fighter. Or get both. We won’t stop you. The books won’t either.

These chaotic creatures are handmade in tiny batches because Squibbles refuses to be mass-produced (diva) and Petal insists on “quality over quantity” like the dramatic floral queen she is.

Once they’re gone, they vanish into the void (or worse—the TBR pile), so if your soul is screaming “I NEED THEM,” you better listen. Get in quick. Blink and you’ll miss them. And trust us, they will haunt you.

🛒 https://thelazyhomebird.com/collections/bookmarks

I lit a candle that smelled like Cowboy Romance and now I’ve inherited a ranch, fallen for a rodeo bad boy, and gotten i...
21/06/2025

I lit a candle that smelled like Cowboy Romance and now I’ve inherited a ranch, fallen for a rodeo bad boy, and gotten into a bar fight with a city girl who turned out to be my long-lost twin???

This sticker didn’t ask for permission. It kicked down the saloon doors of my life and demanded I tell the world.

Books. Hats. Horses. A suspiciously specific pair of boots.
If this sticker doesn’t scream “I read emotionally reckless fiction where someone almost dies in a barn fire for love,” then I don’t know what does.

Smells like heartbreak, gunpowder, and a man who says “darlin’” like it’s a threat.

Yeehaw your truth. Slap it on your laptop. Put it on your water bottle. Whisper “rodeo cowboy” into the void and see what happens.

Available now for chaotic cowgirls and cowboy kiss fanatics everywhere.

https://thelazyhomebird.com/products/smells-like-cowboy-romance-stickers-bookish-stickers-2

Mate, if subtlety’s your game, turn around now. This pin? It’s louder than your mate Gav after six Tooheys on Mardi Gras...
14/06/2025

Mate, if subtlety’s your game, turn around now. This pin? It’s louder than your mate Gav after six Tooheys on Mardi Gras night. Bursting with rainbow sass and zero apologies, it screams “Yes, I’m q***r and I’m bloody thriving” from the rooftops.

Stick it on your jacket, your tote, your dog’s collar—hell, your nan’s cardigan if she’s cool with it—and let the world know you’re not here to blend in. You’re here to sparkle, shout, and strut like it’s your birthright (because it bloody well is).

Crafted with cheek, charm, and enough colour to blind a bigot, this pin is your personal PSA: you’re fabulous, fierce, and not taking any crap.

Perfect for Pride, protests, or popping down to Woolies for milk and a moral stand. Be bold. Be brash. Be perfectly q***r. 🌈

https://thelazyhomebird.com/products/let-me-be-perfectly-q***r-lgbtq-pride-enamel-pin

Welcome to the Over-F*cking-Whelmed Club.Congratulations? Condolences? Who knows. You didn’t sign up for this, but here ...
13/06/2025

Welcome to the Over-F*cking-Whelmed Club.

Congratulations? Condolences? Who knows. You didn’t sign up for this, but here you are—barely hanging on with a smiley face sticker slapped over your emotional flatline. This isn’t just a sticker; it’s a cry for help disguised as aesthetic stationery. A pastel punch to the face of your spiralling mental state. A sarcastic little side-eye to everyone who ever said “just breathe” like that was the secret to inner peace.

Peel it. Stick it. Let the world know you are D-O-N-E in the most adorable, unhinged, emotionally exhausted way possible. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or any surface that could use a little more honesty and a little less toxic positivity. It’s durable, waterproof, and judgment-free—unlike your inner monologue at 3am.

Gift it to your therapist, your chaos goblin bestie, or keep it for yourself as a daily reminder that you’re not alone—you’re just overwhelmed, under-caffeinated, and slightly feral. And that’s okay.

Join the club. We’ve got stickers. And snacks. Mostly stickers though.

https://thelazyhomebird.com/products/over-f-cking-whelmed-club-sticker

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