04/25/2026
First of all, because it’s physical mail and how is it supposed to pack all the fun little things I find for you?
Also, because the few times I’ve asked ChatGPT to refine something I’ve said, it more or less says, “yes, I can make it sound more professional by taking all the personality out of it and making it sound like everyone else”
Therefore, I will not be using that.
Sincerely, the squirrel in Squirrel Mail